vaguely dog-shaped

you’re just jealous my blood is all over the floor and yours is stuck inside your body

reblog this if you are gay, constantly tired, or a cryptic entity that merely inhabits a human form

Official hyena post

and also everyone needs to learn to curate their experiences and ignore stuff they don’t like. forever

Bear religion probably fucking rocks. You're a fucking bear, you're the deadliest thing on earth, once a year an endless supply of salmon just flings itself up the river to gorge on and then you nap for 3 months.

The most delicious food in the world is protected by tiny demons who can defend it from everyone except you. Your natural armor is thick enough that you can just eat the damn hive while they buzz around you. God's chosen animals right there

love the idea of bears being the chosen species actually. having a near death experience and glimpsing heaven and realising it's just full of bears, no humans at all, humans not ensouled actually, humans an accidental byproduct of God's plan for bears