Weird Quotes Heard At Strongsville High School

God is dead and lead poisoning killed him.

I drink wine every Saturday... at mass.

It’s gonna be Florida, ye old land of old people.

Why would you deep throat it with the cap on?

I might be fingering a bag, but what have you done?

I’ve just been upgraded from a gay mess to a gay mess with enamel pins.

Those girls are saying ‘We should be friends every other day’... Like? That’s not how it works?

He who has a pirogi has a master.

I’ve been waiting for someone to catch on fire, so please leave the fire extinguisher glory to me.

My anxiety has just turned into miserable loathing of this school building.

A daddy has a plug and a mommy has an outlet, they plug into each other and you turn the computer on, and order a baby online.

Why is this school system obsessed with scavenger hunts?

Everyone believes in a higher power like a god, what’s God backwards? That's right, Man's best friend- Dog!

You son of a bitcoin-

Is there a cello flavored juul pod?

Remember kids: There’s never a bad time to floss.