I asked my sister “How do you even exist?” Cos she was being extremely weird And she replied “I would like to thank my mam’s ovaries and my dad’s vagina.”
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I asked my sister “How do you even exist?” Cos she was being extremely weird And she replied “I would like to thank my mam’s ovaries and my dad’s vagina.”

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How my little cousin watches the movie “Brave”. Every. Single. Time.
And yes. She is wearing a Merida wig.
How precious
Oh, nuthin’. Jus’ openin’ my fresh container of sugar gliders.
at first i thought “oh that’s awful to jam them all inside like that”
and then i saw the hole in the side
like they had cut up the tub to make a little playhouse for the gliders
and these little butts just all decided to smoosh in there at once
because sugar gliders can’t take turns aparently
Yup. Sugar gliders like to sleep squished in a big cuddlepile. That’s how they do it in the wild, snuggled in treetrunk burrows.
It’s seriously adorable.
welp
…O_O
OH SHIT
well shiiiiieeeeettt
ohh hoo hoo shietttttttttt
OH MY GOD I FOUND IT <3

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I understand that we want Misha to win that People’s Choice Award but if he wins he’s probably going to accept it in person and do we really want to put this man on live television in front of the entire country?
His speech is going to go something like
And the rest of the world will be like:
and the SPN fans will be like:
whatever
one day an insane person is going to threaten me with a gun and im going to make some stupid joke and thats how my life will end
“hit me with your best shot”
"Fire away"
#049 - The Case of the Missing Heterosexuality.
dont give canadians money
U don’t understand this shit is waterproof and it’s amazing
ALSO IF YOU SCRATCH THE CLEAR MAPLE LEAVES THEY SMELL LIKE MAPLE SYRUP.
is canada even real
the whole country is a fucking theme park

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when I publish my novel I want you all to swear to me that you’re going to write uncomfortably erotic fic about characters I didn’t intend to have sexual tension
swear it
swear to me
If this gets 1,000 notes, I’ll shave my eyebrows and draw them like Spock’s
5,000 notes and I’ll cut my hair like Spock’s
10,000 and I’ll buy a Starfleet uniform and Spock ears
100,000 and I’ll wear it in public and act speak/like Spock the whole time
1,000,000 and I’ll legally change my name to Spock
go
u will b spock
spock
you will live to regret this
This is the greatest Craigslist ad that ever was.
Jimmy you dumb fuck
Perfect dad is perfect.
“I don’t disrespect how you identify, BUT YOUR CLOTHES FUCKING SUCK.”

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People who are younger than you but taller
People who are younger than you but better than you at something
People who are younger than you
People
Being turned into a llama
A LLAMA?! HE’S SUPPOSED TO BE DEAD!!!
I got bored so I made a little Glow Cloud.
I make a literal fucking glow cloud and barely get 30 notes come on you guys get excited GLOW CLOUDS
I CAN TAKE THIS THING TO CONVENTIONS
I CAN GET MORE MATERIALS AND MAKE A GIANT ONE
I CAN MAKE A GLOW CLOUD COSTUME AND BE THE GLOW CLOUD
USE THIS SHIT TO POSE FOR PICTURES
USE IT AT A BACKGROUND PROP FOR NIGHT VALE FAN VIDEOS AND PANELS
GLOW CLOUD
HAIL IT GOD DAMN IT