NEVER KILL YOURSELF!!!

Whenever my computer gets too hot I just huck an ice cube at it because all of its internal components are exposed

You have no clue how much this makes me want to end you.

me personally? I've got to wait until the big red glowing weak point becomes exposed before throwing my ice attack

STOP. NO. DO NOT. THE POOR COMPUTER????

naughty computers get the cube

shout out to book!grace, who blasted himself with 29 atmospheres worth of 210c (410f) degrees hot straight ammonia, in the hopes that rocky would survive. who carried rockys whole 168kg (370lbg) down ladders in a make-shift carrier. who turned around for rocky, fully expecting to die of starvation. sigh. who was just a little bit more of a bitch than movie!grace (whats that one quote where hes like "if i had a nickel for every parent i wanted to slap during my career, id have enough to fill a sock and hit them with that instead"). who was purposefully given memory loss, so he wouldnt sabotage the mission (something he threatned many times). who wasnt "friendless", like he was depicted in the movie. i miss you so bad. you were everything.

why is this post completely broken in every way imaginable

It’ll be almost impossible to find this post unless it wanders across your dash.

It wandered across mine. I shall help it travel forward.

this is not a place of honor

Oh hey post of Ozymandius, good to see you again standing on your feet in a desert where no one remembers you

Let the path of this post continue.

I will lock in tomorrow like nobody has ever locked in before