ive invented (note: dubious claim) something i call the bear diet which is mostly fruits and vegetables with fish as the main protein source and something like once a month you eat a few hyperprocessed foods of your liking because that is when you, the bear, raid a dumpster in the suburbs

after the hyperprocessed foods, do you take tranquilizers to simulate getting captured by animal control and returned to the wild?

i would settle for melatonin gummies but well. knock yourself out

problematic sudoku solving skills gap

i love the phrase "cruel and unusual." not only is what you're doing mean but it's also quite frankly fucking bizarre

The apple they fed to snow white wasnt poision at all it was just a red delicious

it is impossible to watch a movie. every night i think i want to watch a movie. no movie gets watched. because it's not possible