a figment of my imagination.

fucking around for three days and then making a herculean effort on day four that restores your average progress to what a moderately inept person would have achieved with consistent effort, that’s what it’s all about.

i am STILL HORNY in the middle of a pandemic. the grind never stops

Might fuck around and never get my goddamn drivers license at this point the world is gonna end anyways

how am i not tired of reading about the same two people falling in love in 5000 different ways yet

we let fireflies be a hit the same year tik tok dropped what the fuck

theres no way all these songs came in 2009 i straight up refuse to believe this im sucking the video back out of my head

are you ever scrolling through tumblr and you have a thought and immediately lose it so you have to scroll back up to give your brain the conditions under which it originally created the thought so you can bring it back

once you start wearing big t-shirts you never go back to the ones that fit

i cant talk shit on dr who as if i didnt get my ass handed to me by that vincent van gogh thing 9 years ago