we can't be loved as we are

some of you have GOT to get comfortable with lying and situational morality and i'm not kidding

Peeing

Again with this

Knock it off

Huh, must've been the wind.

every couple of years there's a new superhero movie that will have many people telling you "no I know marvel is bad but this one is different, it's really good!" stay vigilant. it's gonna be bad

tomorrow im developing my theory of tuesday

it's already tuesday

just as i theorized.

formative years? aren’t they all?

show me a permanent self and i will show you a facade or a corpse

i assumed this was porn

apparently vic’s vapor rub goes exitinct ? i’ve been using the same vapor rub for years and apparenlty it went bad in the 2010s ..

expired .

This motherfucker looks like Thomas without the Train