Here We Grow

‘There is no escape from ecological collapse

And there she is

Standing at their back door

Tapping on the glass

And the lady comes to the door, and mind you I’ve never actually met my neighbors yet, and she starts letting Joslin into her house!

So I yell, and burst out of the trees, startling everyone, and start apologizing for my bird bothering them, and the lady looks absolutely baffled

“Your bird?”

Apparently this wasn’t the first time Joslin had done this

Apparently she’d just been over visiting my neighbor for weeks

And my neighbor just dead-ass thought she was hanging out with a wild turkey

She just let an entire wild turkey into her house without question

And my dumb bird apparently would just go in, inspect everything, and then walk out again

I cannot even imagine what this lady was thinking, she just accepted that she’s getting a house inspection from mother nature a few times a week.

When China’s canola fields bloom in March and April, over 3,000 acres of landscape is decorated by a blanket of yellow, with bare hills peeking out through the golden sea of blossoming rapeseed flowers.

(Source)

Photo: oddities123

Photo: Discover China Tours

Photo: China Tour Advisors

Photo: Imgur

I wish I had found this out sooner. Thought I just didn’t have very green fingers :)