Roman Coke

Beauty vlogger: so this is my water bottle. i just got it over at the corner store, okay, uhm, first impression you DO have to twist the cap for it to come off so keep that  in mind before you buy it, and the water is a lot more, uhm, liquidy? than i would’ve thought. the bottle is pretty nice it’s made of, uhm, plastic. so it has that sort of uhm, plasticy feel to it it’s really nice

YES

Is this for real?

CHAOTIC GOOD RANGERS

YAAAASSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!! 

When I tell you I would’ve been in the back of house just fucking crying.

I thought this was the mannequin challenge so I had to unmute @spicyl0lita

i had to find an inhaler after watching this and i dont even have asthma 

oh my god?????

ITS CARAMEL

im using this for a dramatic monologue

this is the craziest thing I’ve ever watched in my entire life

Me

no more conflicts in stories anymore. all stories are now about the main character having progressively nicer things happen to them from now on

no, it’s what other white people need to do. the other white people in that section of the train should have shamed their fellow white woman.

if ur dealing to the people on the left you’d just say “$45 a gram” and theyd be like “yeah bro sure dude i gotchu thats legitness ur the man” but the ppl on the right u gotta finesse like “my normal price is $15 a g but this stuff is called Cosmic Throat Cum Squirt Haze so the lowest i can go is $50″ and theyd b like “wow… so cultured… i cant wait to smoke this out of my native american themed bong…”