NoNameWriter

hey if ur ever feelin shitty use this

Holy shit I’m trying not to cry.

i really needed this one tonight

omfg

Do it!!!

if teenagers are ever being mean to you just pull out any miscellaneous item you have on you at the moment and make up some bullshit term to scare them

teenagers: we are going to punch you me *pulling out spoon*: have you lot ever been Uncle Jimmied

teenagers: we are going to kick you me *pulling out an electric toothbrush*: have you all ever experienced a Norwegian Christmas…

teenagers: we are going to unlawfully take your money me *taking car keys out of my pocket*: say, have any of you ever had a Pacific Ocean Garbage Patch…….

teenagers: we are going to call you mean names me *taking Costco brand pair of socks out of my purse*: it’s been a while since i gave someone a Tropic Of Capricorn………….

teenagers: we’re violent just for the fun of it ! me *microwaving a hard-boiled egg*: you’re all about to get a Matthew Broderick Jr.

teenagers: we are going to spread rumors about you me *getting out my tube of rash cream*: don’t force me to give you a Chinese Whistling Garden

teenagers: we are about to physically assault you me *pulling out cantaloupe*: seems like you rapscallions have never heard of the Screaming Astronaut

teenagers: we are going to commit felonies me *pulling out handfuls of spaghetti*: I’m sorry you all have to experience the Kansas Turnpike …

teenagers: i am preparing to steal an automotive vehicle me *taking out a roll of dental floss*: keep this sort of behavior up and you’re going to get the Rick Astley’s Crochet

teenagers: i plan to do acts of physical hooliganism! me *takes a Bop It out of my pocket*: I don’t normally do this but I’ll enjoy giving you a North Carolina Senator G.K. Butterfield

if theres a day i dont reblog this assume i died

my mouth opened with happiness

Too cute for words <3 

Calling it now: Burnie and Ashley will announce their engagement via Amazing Race and all the people on the show know about it and have been keeping it a secret.

BE NICE-- for the love of all that is good and lovely I pray we are nice to the new fans in support of a growing Rooster Teeth family...!!!

I’ve been wondering what message it sends for awhile now, apparently it’s random?

gUYS NO JOKE I GOT “motor oil” IN MY ASK BOX I’M SCREAMINH

I HOPE U GUYS DON’T LIE 

i wanna see what happens

it looks fun i guess

Where did this even come from

Haha why not… :)

*Suspicious glare as I click reblog button*

What I like is that in 8/9 of these gifs he’s looking at Burnie to try and argue with him. 

I hope you find love in 2016. 

I hope you find financial stability, as well, in 2016

Also, I hope you get astonishing dick in 2016.

I hope you find peace in 2016.

I hope you find happiness within yourself in 2016.

I hope you find those bobby-pins in 2016

i hope you get closure in 2016

I hope you get those good grades you deserve in 2016

I hope you find yourself 2016

I hope you live the life you deserve in 2016

I hope you stop taking shit from people in 2016

I hope you make amazing memories in 2016

I hope you accomplish your goals in 2016

I hope you become a real version of yourself in 2016

@wetbeauty01 number 3

I hope you learn to be happy just the way you are in 2016

I’m in my twenties and still don’t know that crap and would LOVE to listen to Joel talk for hours about it...