Sir Weevil

also sometimes i remember that “just hold me, please” is an actual canon line said by the most emotionally stunted man on the planet. like i forget it’s not from a fanfic or something. he actually said that. that was arthur pendragon’s dying wish. get fucked, bbc merlin writers. and thank you.

sometimes when I’m having a streak of good luck I rewatch bbc Merlin in hopes that it has been altered to one of two outcomes. Either they kiss or Arthur lives. Am I always disappointed? Yes. The next time I get a discount at the grocery store will I try again? Also yes.

i noticed my horrible patterns! i think the process stops there

maybe next year instead of amateur fireworks on every block for hours and hours we can try holding up a single beautiful flower

i love when characters are just autistic and it’s not a plot device like the autism is just there

washing dishes is evil because you go "oh fuck there's so many dishes this is gonna take foreverrr" and then you enter the dish abyss and emerge with your abdomen somehow covered in water and your hands all wrinky and then you look at the clock and what felt like half an hour was actually 10 minutes

there is no such thing as after work. they just made it up on 90s tv shows where you see the characters doing things “after work”

how insane must it have felt to be an actor table reading for bbc merlin. alright anthony this week, you are driven mad by memories of the children you killed in your genocide. next week? bald.

much like a beautiful horse i like salt and roaming freely

Tump dies tonight while giving his speech in the hot hot sun. Like to charge, reblog to cast