Eli

4 me? 🥺

ok some days being visibly homo is the most wonderful thing in the world. an old woman walking her dog stopped to say hello to me and I asked if i could say hi to her dog. she seemed really excited and told me "his name is rupert brooke. i named him after a gay poet from the era of the first world war. he had red hair just like my dogs fur". then she leans in and whispers like she's divulging some great secret and says "i don't usually tell people about the gay part"

I said something embarrassing they are going to kick me off earth

i think its possible to convince joe biden hes non binary

SORRY. THEY

society collapsed the moment we let any single beverage cost more than $5

to elaborate on this i think $5 should be the absolute maximum btw. like. if you go to the movie theater and get a big gigatankard gallon sip soda that should be like $5 peak. most drinks should be like $1.50-2 max. ok.

adulthood is like....I’m trying to get back into the concept of having hobbies

im his right-hand arm man. im his everything. im his confidant. his silly faggot