jester-in-training

I was a HUGE fan of the Amelia Bedelia books as a kid, and this is a truly fitting tribute. #Blessed

kids were roleplaying with minecraft figurines and one of them had their figure go up to the other and say “i’m in love with you” and the other one replied “sword slash to the chest. and you’re on fire”

Reblog if sword slash to the chest. Also you're on fire.

pokemon L and pokemon W

pokemon scrotum and pokemon prostate

I should lock the fuck in *half an hour passes* I should lock the fuck in *half an hour passes* I should lock the fuck in *half an hour passes* I should-

Not many people realize that wild boar are chipmunks during the larval stage

can they make a healthy cigarette yet man? shut the fuck up about ai and create a cigarette that makes my lungs better

was waiting on an emergency plumber, decided to smoke by my car instead of stare at my fucked up kitchen. he pulled up next to me, leaned out the window and goes "i'm assuming you're the client" like yeah buddy, read that one right

honorary best friend, mike the plumber, has saved the day. "don't worry, i've got pvc couplings you've probably never even seen before." brother, i wasn't aware that was something i could worry about