me as a doc
nurse: THE PATIENT NEEDS OXYGEN
me: (moves a plant next to the patient) :D!
nurse: DOCTOR THIS IS NOT THE TIME
YOU ARE THE REASON

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me as a doc
nurse: THE PATIENT NEEDS OXYGEN
me: (moves a plant next to the patient) :D!
nurse: DOCTOR THIS IS NOT THE TIME

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Do you know of any LGBT people who are doctors?
*wave*
Iâm one of three out queer residents in my program (and there are two more who are not out but who have confided in me), and then we have two out queer faculty in my department.
I know four residents who fall on the LGBTQ+ spectrum. My personal doctor is gay. One of my professors this semester is gay. And I know many a nurse who is LGBTQ+
The Gays are literally everywhere
Oh yeah, I had residents in my cohort, the ones above and below me too who identified somewhere on the LGBTQIA spectrum.
(Will be a doctor in 6 months and Iâm queer AF so hi)
Iâm going to be joining the fold next year as a newly graduated bisexual doc.
Lesbian (married and with a little one on the way) doctor <3
yo what are you always so stressed about?
me:
#fucking superb you funky little lesbian
#me
People might not realize how groundbreaking this is to recognize in India.

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The Fearless Girl statue in New York City is covered in snow ahead of the northeast snowstorm on March 14, 2017.
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Artist Transforms Food into Striking Sculptures, Eats His Work Afterwards
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Dir. Ava DuVernay
These 17 Women Changed The Face Of Physics
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I want to be valued, in ways that I am not; I want to be more than valuable.
The Handmaidâs Tale
nobody talks about how ugly taking care of yourself can be
yes, sometimes itâs taking a warm bath and texting memes to friends and keeping an aesthetically pretty journal.
sometimes itâs crying silently on your couch at 3am, hugging yourself and reminding yourself that youâre a good person.
self care is not always âaestheticâ and cuteâŚand thatâs ok. donât be embarrassed, just do what you need to do.
Hillary Clinton used her âleftover campaign cashâ to make sure her campaign staff had health insurance through the end of the year even after their jobs ended, because thatâs who Hillary Clinton is.

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Fun Doctor Facts
After spending the last two weeks working exclusively in the clinic I thought Iâd share some of my experiences through a little known list of doctor facts*. Enjoy.
There is a huge doctor surplus, each physician at my clinic has about 20 patients, max
When not seeing patients Iâm just sitting in the back room playing on tumblr and pintrest
Before walking into an exam room I sometimes ask to be called out so that I can continue playing tumblr and pintrest
I can diagnose anything over the phone, I only make you come in because your $10 copay is paying for my boat
Anything you come in with can be cured by a pill that only has to be taken once a month and works even if you forget to pick it up from the pharmacy
This pill is also completely paid for by your insurance
It also has no side effects
The only reason I recommend flu vaccinations is because big pharma pays me like a million dollars for every shot I give
When you arrive 45 minutes for an appointment and I say Iâll squeeze you in, remember that I only have like 20 patients total. So be sure to complain loudly to everyone who walks by and to swear loudly at me when I finally get in. Without your complaining Iâd never learn to be on time
The fact you dropped out of MA school half way through definitely makes you more qualified to make a medical diagnosis than me
In fact, the only reason I went to college, medical school, and residency is because Iâm really dumb and couldnât learn everything as fast as you could
Other people who are more qualified to give medical opinions than me: your friends, the internet, celebrities, your neighbor the nursing assistant
The only reason I order blood work is to feed the lab vampire
There are only two medical professions, doctors and nurses. All men are doctors, all women are nurses
We get everything in the office for free, so please help yourself to all the tongue depressors, gloves, and otoscopes you can carry
There are only two pills in the world, the light one and the pink one, so I totally know which medicine you are on by the color of the pill you take
Your runny nose is allergies, but in case itâs something else Iâm going to give you a z pack and order a head CT
*None of these are facts. Enjoy your satire.
My grievances with clinic^^^^
I sprained my finger because I reblogged this totally true list so hard. No, wait⌠The internet says itâs not a sprain and is actually osteosarcoma. Damn. Imma go ask the vet tech who lives across the street to be sure.
Omg
I loved this so much