This is the opposite of that one video where a guy walks towards a group of cats wearing a cat mask only for all of them to run away from him.

Time always exposes what you mean to someone

*gas mask breathing noises* you know where the nearest taco bell is

*muffled plague doctor mask noises* down the block to the left

the sheer level of galaxy brain jane austen was on when she wrote “if i loved you less i might be able to talk about it more”

i love the new animal crossing

the idea of being right-handed or left-handed is so fucked up. like how in the hell is it evolutionarily advantageous to have one hand that’s good at everything and one that’s fucking useless. why aren’t we all dead.

there is no expiration date on reinventing yourself

my fav thing abt tumblr is when an 18 yr old & 17 yr old are fighting & all the 17 yr olds friends are like “stop harassing a minor!!!!!!”

I mean, one is a child and the other is a grown us adult, so idk what op is trying to say

I too remember the day when I woke up, no longer a swaddled and innocent 17 year old babe, but a grizzled and aged 18 year old with an ex wife, 3 children and a mortgage.