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Dating Jabber (fearfully) and waking up to a weight on your lap and his face right over yours
Is he going to kiss you? Ride you? Stab you? Who knows. You probably woke up in the hospital either way.

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domestic thoughts for potential fic
ok guy guy dss am i cooking?? footsie under the covers with like robert or chilchuck or ena or like any job centered chartcer n they toot a little??? but ur okay eith it bc its normal nd natural and makes u feel closer to them bc u LOVE them sooo much and maybe the scent is even calming???????? maybe hey blush a little... Please don't block me.
Ok so i have a lowk ask, please feel free to ignore lowk. You can either take this seriously or with s good 6.7 grams of crack.
Under the assumption that the twst omega boys (maybe including the rsa boysđĽş) got knocked up⌠while still in school⌠who do u think would handle it the best (or the best that they can at least lmao) snd how?
Omg, anon! Not the teen pregnancy ask đ
Honestly, I don't think most of them would take it very well, and I imagine there would be an abortion schedules asap for the majority of them. Some of them are going to have panic attacks, anon lol.
In terms of the ones who actually handle it well. Um, Lilia would, not a teen pregnancy obviously, it's more of a shock because he's so old, but he would find it deeply funny to have everyone react like he's 16 and pregnant.
Malleus is slightly concerned that this means pushing forward the wedding plans before he graduates, which is a spanner in the works, but mostly, he doesn't see why he and his soulmate should wait! They'll be together forever anyway, so they might as well start now!
Silver would handle it well, also, I think. Assuming he'll be done with school before the baby is born. Lilia is ready to help him, and also Silver seems like the sort of person who just... accepts responsibility for things. He has a baby now, and that's a lot, but he has his family, and he's not as shaken as he could be.
Honestly, Sebek is the only one from Diasomnia who doesn't act suspiciously chill about the whole situation.
Trey is incredibly freaked out, but on the outside, he appears to handle it well. Definitely keeping the pregnancy and moving back with his family and alpha to try and make this work. He strikes me as a 'teen pregnancy success story' if that makes any sense. He is still on the verge of a panic attack the entire time, though.
Jade probably takes the news with grace for the most part. He might keep it, he might not, but I honestly think his decision will be based on how interesting he considers the prospect at that time.
Rook is probably more of a mess than you'd think, but he probably still handles it decently well. He probably keeps the pregnancy and he likely makes it work somehow. It's difficult though.
Kalim is a bit sheepish about the whole situation, but he definitely keeps the baby, and he definitely has enough resources to make everything work. His parents shake their heads, but they aren't actually surprised or even really disappointed. He probably wants to quickly get married though, before the baby is born.
Rielle is probably very excited. He probably should be a little more concerned. But he is not. He's another one who wants a wedding before the baby comes out.
Those are the character that come to mind for having some kind of positive feelings, and some kind of chance at progressing with the pregnancy. Most of them are not this pleased haha.
Riddle probably has a panic attack so strong he straight up perishes.
Ruggie is at the clinic before he even tells his partner about it.
And Epel needs to deal with this before his grandmother finds out and beats him đŤ He probably makes a joke about trying to bait Vil into poisoning him so he doesn't have to deal with it himself. At least... I think that was a joke?
so I was stalking your page and just saw the pup hc post and it gave me ideas about how much harder it would be for underaged kids to buy liquor/cigarettes
Funny enough, I hadnât considered it yet. Itâs like common in our rp for like teenagers and up to drink and smoke. I ultimately think the parents have the final say when coming to it, but it would probably be really difficult for them to acquire it pre puberty, but Iâm not sure how many 11 year olds are going down to the liquor store and getting a bottle of whatever. After theyâve really developed their own scent and the pup scent is only hinted at, I think it would be much easier for them to get it. Iâm not sure, send your ideas tho weâd love to hear them ^_^
- Omega Mod
In my perspective, it would be hard for a pup to go out and get liquor. Of course, we have to consider that teenagers will be teenagers, and they will find a way to get their hands on cig, alcohol, or drugs. I am not saying all teenagers will do this, but those that do could have grown up in a very trashy home, too much liberty, or even parents that neglected their pups.
Alcohol, cig, and drugs are controlled a lot. If a seller sells these kinds of things to a pup, they could go to jail, pay a hefty fine, and potentially be profiled as a pup abuser. Â
Internet is free, and Pup could search how to make simple alcohol and make it at home as a DIY and get wasted with it. Pups could buy things online and fake their age to buy something, so it is illegal, but pups find ways to loophole their methods to get these items.
-Alpha Mod

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Non aro and or ace ppl when you say qprs can be borderline romantic:
âthatâs invalid,â
Can I strangle ?? Waverships exist lol (queerplatonic relations can/are a spectrum yall)
Allolfactory Syndrome
Iâve decided that there is a disease called âAllolfactory Syndromeâ. Allo, meaning other, and olfactory meaning smell. So basically, Allolfactory is when the scent glands give off a miscellaneous smell. This could be anywhere between an alpha giving off an omegaâs scent, to just a really odd smell like iron.Â
Allolfactory Syndrome is usually caused by other genetic issues like being intersex (in this context meaning to be born with multiple dynamic characteristics).Â
I might add more about this syndrome but even in omegaverse the causes are still pretty unknown.
Oooh this is so cool. Do you mind if I add it to my verse? It goes well as a counterpart for another disease I had in mind. I just called it Rose Bud Syndrome (I couldnât come up with a clever scientific-y name yet, I take suggestions tho!), where one (either Alpha, Beta or Omega) gives off very little or no scent at all due to a malformation of the glands around their necks and wrists.
yea i donât mind! and if I were to give it an science-y name Iâd call it Abolfaction Syndrome or something like that
interesting headcanon: ruts are impacted by an Alpha's feelings of (in)security. A confident and secure Alpha happily mated's ruts would be very low key. Their ruts present as clinginess, horniness and uncharacteristic jealousy (thought process being "my mate is perfect They will try to take them") the classic "head empty only fight/fuck" is a sign of serious insecurities or even fear of death (passing on genes vs kill the potential danger) and Alphas whose ruts look like that need therapy
Wow thatâs super interestingđ¤ I really like that idea, Anon!
How did you recognize the omega symbol though?
well you see the greek alphabet wasnt invented for the purpose of people writing about supernatural actors fucking each other.
Omegas that groom their mates obsessively?
Omegas that groom their mates obsessively.

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Any little ideas/bits and bobs you have about omegaverse sociology? I love practically any list of omegaverse concepts you make.
Okay so I was thinking about how medical professionals that specialise in Omegas and Alphas would be called and I came up with "Postremologist" from latin's postremus (last), for Omegas and "Summologists" from latin's summus (chief/highest), for Alphas.
They both originated around the 19th century, and the naming comes from a biased and prejudiced mindset. Mindset this that believes that:
1- Omegas were the last thing to come in the evolutionary chain, the worst dynamics and the lowest "cast".
2- Alphas are the apex, the highest and most evolved form of human.
The scientific community as a whole moved past this idea ofc, the more they uncovered about evolution, human history and biology, but the name stuck.
The Science of (My) omegaverse
X: the Female sex chromosome
Y: The male sex chromosome
K: The Alpha Chromosome
N: The Beta Chromosome
S: The Omega chromosome
Hormones
Testosterone: Male sex
Oestrogen: Female sex
Domogen: Alpha Hormone
Hentozine: A usually dormant hormone that is activated when the body sees the developing embryo as a threat, overexposure with cause the embryo/fetus to be miscarried, high exposure produces a Gamma.
Megagestrone: The Omega Hormone
A lack of exposure to any of the primary sex creation hormones results in a beta.
Chromosome and hormone combinations which are uncommon.
XXK + Megagesterone: results in an Alpha female with the fertility of a Beta female
XYS + Domogen: Results in the rarest of creatures an alpha fertile omega. They are unable to get pregnant but can impregnate Omegas of both sexes and female betas. This is often confused standard omega infertility and often surprises O+O and Male O + Female B pair bonds. When the other omega or beta female gets pregnant to their partner.
Domogen exposed omegas are usually abnormally tall for their primary sex, Females tend to be at 5'8 and male 6â or more. They can be confused oddly tall omegas, though. Male Domogen exposed Omegas who are average omega height 5'6 or less are easier to tell apart, higher muscle mass comparable to a beta, generally more stubborn and assertive like alphas; often stocky heavier set the opposite to the Megagesterone exposed Alphas.
Males often exhibit more aggressive tendencies during pre-heat as they usually only want the strongest Alpha to breed them. They deflect and reject Beta and Megagesterone exposed Alphas. If Domogenexposed male omega is mated to a Megagesterone exposed male alpha, Pre-heat will transition into Rut.
XYK + Megagesterone: Male Alphas that get pregnant to put it plainly.They are often tall and lean. Lower muscle mass than a normal alpha they still rank higher Beta but are never top alpha. Makes an interesting A+O pair bond with an Alpha fertile omega.
Unlike Omega alpha with this hormone imbalance donât go into heat. Unless triggered by a rutting Alpha. They have periods of increased libido though their scent wonât change, for the most part, their behaviour wonât change either.
Common give away to a Megagesterone exposed Alpha is, gentler behaviour and a willingness to submit the bedroom. Just like Domogen exposed Omega. and Megagesterone exposed Alphaâs pre-rut will transition into heat when with the rutting Alpha fertile omega Mate or with a regular alpha.
Pair bonds that result in Megagesteroe exposed alpha and Domogen exposed omega are
XYS+D/XXS XYS+D/XYS XYK/XXK = XYS+D/XXS+D XXK+M or XYK+M/XYS or XXS
There are also Prime Alpha, XYKK and XXK, they are born exclusively from pairing where both families have high numbers of Alphas.
KK: Prime alpha males are highly fertile and can getting, Megagesterone exposed male alpha, Alpha females and Beta females pregnant. a Megagesterone exposed female alpha paired with a prime alpha is just as fertile as a male omega.
Since Iâve mentioned fertility several times Iâll explain my thoughts on that here too.
regular Alpha male/Alpha female: litter size 1, rare occasions twins
Male Beta/female Alpha: letter size 1
Alpha male/Beta Female: Twins more common than in Alpha/alpha or Beta male/Alpha Female roughly 30% chances of twins with Beta beta couples.
Alpha male/Omega female: 70% - 80% Chance of triplets 15% twins 3% of more than triplets 2% of singles
Alpha male/ Omega male: 80% - 90% chance of twins 3.2% Singles 3% triplets 3.8% failed copulation
Prime Male alpha/ Female alpha: see percentages listed next to Alpha male/Omega male
Prime Male alpha/Female beta: Twins most common with triplets being more common than singles.
Prime male alpha/regular female omega: Quads or more with no chance of failed copulation nor single baby litters.
Male Prime Alpha/ Domogen exposed female omega: see stats for beta/beta couplings.
Male alpha/Megagesterone expose male alpha: similar to beta couples with more chances of failed copulation and singles born.
Male alpha/Domogen exposed male omega: 15% chance of failed copulation no chance of triplets solid 60% chance of twins 25% singles.
Domogen exposed Male omega/ Female omega: 85% singles 10% failed copulation 5% twins
Domogen exposed male Omega/Male omega: 60% singles 2% twins 48% failed copulation.
Omegaverse and the Theatre: Idea Dump
Please build upon/ argue against/ take inspiration from these prompts!!!!! Theyâre based on a history of theatre class I took last semester
For a good 300+ years or so, betas would be the only people who could act for an occupation.
This was because a lot of startup theatre companies feared alphas and omegas releasing hormones on stage as they grew commercially. The effects of this still linger on, with betas having a significant percentage of acting jobs over alphas and omegas combined
Interestingly enough, omegas were allowed back on the stage before alphas (because stereotypes icky)
This isnât to imply that hormones entirely disappeared during a performance. Itâs just that for a long period of time, its presence was dulled down and de-emphasized in place of plot
Many of that eraâs beta playwrights (including Shakespeare) wrote pieces about alphas and omegas as a way of mocking/satirizing them, often ironically making them reference their scents/hormones. Much of that nuance is lost now due to shifted beliefs in dynamics/culture/language
Back when theatre was first used, like for religious rituals, there would often be a synchronization of hormones.
Examples include: in Greece, the chorus often repeated phrases to incite/signal a hormone shift. In India, the hormone shifts were dependent on a directorâs drum line
Some of these actors would train for decades as soon as they presented, in order to control their scent/hormone release
In fact, many physiological/anthropological historians would cite these actors as the first to master scent suppressing, jumping ahead of the medicinal/scientific curve by about a thousand years!
Sometime in the 20th century, people starting really experimenting with instinct driven theatre.
There is no script to these performances. Actors have to live through a scene/prompt designed to trigger an instinctual reaction (such as a mother losing their child, a territory brawl, etc)
I imagine it was made in reaction to world events at the time, or as a response to older art movements. The origins of Dadaism come to mind here
Everything is consensual, obviously, but itâs considered highly controversial to the public. Some write it off as an âexasperated grab at catharsisâ and others praise it for its âinescapable rawnessâ.
Nowadays, itâs mostly used in improv, for both tragedy and comedy. Most actors find it daunting, but in the last few years, armature improv clubs have started doing instinct-comedic bits with major media outreach
In the last few decades, therapists/psychologists have attempted instinct-driven theatre as a form of therapy. This is even more controversial than the art form itself
Freud in the omegaverse
âwe psychologically crave mating bites because our moms didnât scruff us enough as kidsâ
Insufficient development of the oral stage results in a biting/nipping fixation toođ
âUm actually, I theorize that our Instinct-Dynamic (our id, if you will) is just a repression of our deepest desiresâ
âAs a certified expert in women, I conclude that women want to be alphas because they secretly want to be men to gain the respect of their parentsâ (and Lord bless Karen Horney in this AU where she goes âuhuh and maybe all men who think their dynamic defines them are little pissboys? You ever consider that, Freud?? That youâre a litttle pissboy????â)
Freud in the omegaverse
âwe psychologically crave mating bites because our moms didnât scruff us enough as kidsâ
Insufficient development of the oral stage results in a biting/nipping fixation toođ
âUm actually, I theorize that our Instinct-Dynamic (our id, if you will) is just a repression of our deepest desiresâ
âAs a certified expert in women, I conclude that women want to be alphas because they secretly want to be men to gain the respect of their parentsâ (and Lord bless Karen Horney in this AU where she goes âuhuh and maybe all men who think their dynamic defines them are little pissboys? You ever consider that, Freud?? That youâre a litttle pissboy????â)

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Omegaverse Headcanon #3
Omegas in my verse go through an estrus cycle every 3 months and in between these cycles they also have a menstrual ďżźcycle that happens every 3 months as well. So periods happen a month and a half after a heat.
Sort of like, the heat is the bodyâs way of saying, I am most fertile right now, but when no baby shows up you get the period.
Yâall would Alpha4Alpha and Omega4Omega couples be considered lgbtq+ in omegaverse even tho theyâre different primary genders or whatÂ