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does whatever a sipdre cna

the whole “alpha male” thing is so funny because like. one scientist was like “hey i noticed this thing in wolves” are people were like “cool. that applies to humans too and a whole bunch of people who seem to be acting seriously are going to construct an entire psychosocial hierarchy around it” and the scientist is like “hang on wait i actually think i was wrong. about the wolves”

Y’all consider people to be too sensitive nowadays but have you ever considered that maybe the things you say aren’t as light hearted as you think and that you sound like a fucking dickhead ?

Dipping bread into soups is a cure all actually

The relationship of Tumblr posters to soup is just so idk... parasocial and kinda toxic... like you all really need to calm down about soup and how great soup is. It's getting creepy....

i feel like men have already said all that they had to say

planetarium presenters trying to explain to a busload of 4th graders how incomprehensibly vast space is

in the empty vacuum of outer space good pussy doesnt even make a sound

lol somebody hasnt had that good no-atmosphere pussy that shits loud as fuck its scary actually

i love spring bc persephone gets to leave the underworld and be with her mom

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