Confused Aesthetic

any other girls feel a permanent sense of unbelonging no matter where they are or who they are with

feeling so hamburger helpless

stop casting famous people for romance movies

stop casting famous people in movies

stop casting for movies, let it be randomly selected, like jury service. "sorry can't legally come to work today, I'm the new batman"

god made ferrets by taking a cat and rolling it between his hands like a long piece of play doh

today a kid at work climbing up a tree felt the need to tell his friend “this tree is for ONLY BOYS and GIRLS”. so obviously his friend was like um that means it’s for everyone, to which i responded “some people aren’t boys or girls!” and the boy climbing the branch added his hot take of “YEAH! some people are PIRATES.”

I LOVE this she’s not even pretending to be an archaeologist she’s pretending she’s the long-dead mummified remains of a Celtic princess who’s been excavated by an archaeologist I’m living for it

I see people reblogging this with “to buy” but this pattern is free??? Someone even asked me “why don’t you charge money for it, it took you forever to put the document together” and I said “Not a lot of people have money and if they have some fabric scraps and a couple of buttons lying around they can make themselves a little mouse friend for free and that might make them happy and that makes me happier than receiving money???” Make yourself a liddol creacher! Heals the Soul!

This is so pure

Backwards egg

Are you trying to tell me the centre of an egg is a cookie?