DENY. DEFEND. DEPOSE.

I once showed my mom this profound image that is a picture of a man I'd presume to be in his mid-40s or early 50s, who is oversaturated and put in a black and white filter, this image was then captioned with the word "Gonorrhea" and yes. I did have to look at the image to spell that girthy, lengthy, long, tasty word. Her response was "wtf," which translates to What The Fuck, what the fuck is what people say when they don't comprehend the genuine immaculate information of the things before their eyes, in this situation it was the beautiful gonorrhea image. And yes. I know. This makes no sense. I just got bored and wanted to overexplain something that has a very simple explanation

Anyways here's the people who inspired me to make this post

@webdoiis

You are part of the problem, much love!

[ 🐾 ;; snow ; [ SNOWLEOPARDS ] ; misc ]

[ ❄️ ;; request made by ; @webdoiis ; ]

[ 🦭 ;; requests ; OPEN & QUEUED!1!!1! ]

[ 🌨️ ;; you when you’re a silly bro pov ; ]

thanks for the tag @lombolica !! :D

You're stuck in a room with the last character in your gallery how safe are you

very safe

the worst thing that could happen is him being clumsy, so I think I'm alright (unless monsters find him I guess)

This isn't too bad! He's a nice enough guy, I don't think there's much that could go wrong - with this version of him at least.

yay we could find ghosts together and probably(accidentally) ✨get bill to hate us both✨

Also lmao another gravity Falls character-

I dunno who to tag so uhhh

Ermm I got that one Bill panic emoji I downloaded from the GF discord server... lol. I don't think I'm safe, but who knows.

Heheh HUEYYY

his face was such a vibe I saved this screenshot. I am in no danger, we’d be geeking out about way too many things for him to go Duke-mode.

thanks for the tag @moonbowcats!!

Uhh.. I’d say it depends on what mood she’s in, Otherwise, I think I’m safe— but if she’s frustrated / annoyed or in that… dominant mood then r.i.p me and it was nice knowing you guys!

(as long as JD isn’t there as well, I’ll be fine)

tell me why its my pfp

its okay nat ily

Thanks for the tag!

I’m actually crying why did I look this up

oh i am VERY safe ☺️

uuuuhhh, would you call this safe? 😅😅

I guess I’m safe cause he’s a doctor and a demigod 🤷‍♀️

Np tags:

@iggydancebreak @thishumanformislimiting @telugu-girl-13 @i-am-a-duck-collector

safe until we start trauma dumping 😭

@lemoncatssss @cassieisinthebasementt @chaos-ducks @sunset-sw3rve

I bet I'd be fiiiiiiiine

Oh yeah we’ll be fine (we may be in the apocalypse too but that detail doesn’t matter)

to absolutely no one's surprise, it's ian.

i mean ig it'll be fine? seeing him irl means i get to steal his jacket, so win for me (rn he's having a breakdown so the theft will be much easier >:) )

Yeah I feel fine being with VulShark. I don’t know much about him but he seems like a cool dude

I’m going to fucking die and come back as a reanimated corpse

He will NOT put down that cactus 😠

Black stephanie Brown? Im safe as hell. Might get my nails done with her

Or last as in if I scroll all the way back?

Either way, it's pretty gay.

oh noooo i'm FUCKED (needed him as an art reference)

ok! [u]'s source is alright idc what anyone says

i mean if i hurt her i dont think id be safe but why the hell would i hurt her. i think im safe

idk who tf she is- all i know is the actress so uh idk- she looks nice though ig

I mean okay hello hal Jordan crotch?? erm….

we'll assume this counts

uhhhhhh I think im pretty safe with the gays tbh /silly

I mean. It's myself. So I'm pretty safe

"Did you try the medicine drug?"

"I did try the medicine drug."

"Only stupid people try the medicine drug. You are stupid."

"I tried the stupid drug."

"You are a black man."

"This vexes me."

"I have blood dripping from my nose that is dripping."

"That's bad!"

"I also was bitten by a mouse due to my poor hygiene."

"You need hygiene drug. Also, I have not spoken in a while."

"No, hygiene drug will kill the patient. He needs mouse bites to live."

"I forbid this!"

"Don't care. More mouse bites!"

"I feel better, no more nose blood, thank you doctor."

"I am very smart."

"I too am in this episode."

^tagged by @soctherapy but the post was getting too long

this isnt a win for me.......

JINWOO MY BELOVED

Tags

…..

if he doesn’t stab me first

yes

absolutely

Ehhehe

@im-a-simp898 @a-frogo-sitting-on-a-leafo

If he doesn’t eat me… yes :3

Does this count? I wanted to make a post about this mug bc it’s my favorite but I never got around to it

These bitches the last guys on my camera roll. Uh yeah polyamory I'm marrying all of them :3333

Unless I could adopt them instead? I'd rather like just comfort them through the horrors

Hell yeah Madeline my beloved❤️❤️❤️

he's gay your honour

OH MY GOD?? ALL 3 OF THEM???

I mean… it’s a win

@atokirina-tsuki @miwiromantics @kissboybyler @scarbleu @itwasaseven7-deactivated2025022

Jonathan!?? JONATHAN?!!!! YES PLEASE

Oh ffs, the gay… the gay… Well obviously it’s 1970 and we’re trying to hide the fact we’re both gay.

Is the poor ant a character?

...

Ty for the tag‼️

Well. There’s three of them in that image what do i do bro.

Anyways, @v1trum @starlightlovesspace

ty for the tag!

B e t- /hj

I don't WANNA marry Roach :(

1.) If you had to pick between only watching movies or tv shows the rest of your life, which would you pick? Why?

Movies!! I’ve never been a big tv show gal, and I grew up in a “movie family.”

2.) If you were a chip flavor, what flavor would you be?

I think I’d be cheddar sour cream. A cheese option is a classic, but the sour cream part adds some uniqueness to it.

3.) What’s the best way (in your opinion) to eat a sloppy Joe?

I’m a menace when I comes to this. I eat top bun, then I eat the meat with a fork, and then the bottom bun.

4.) In what physical place do you feel the most at peace?

I think, my local public library. I’ve only ever had good experiences there, and it’s quiet :)

5.) You or someone you know is now a proud owner of an orange cat. If said cat was a boy what would you name it? What about a girl?

If it was a boy I’d name him Rigby or Frodo. If it was a girl, I would most likely name her Cake.

6.) What is your drink of choice after a big meal?

Water. Always.

7.) Would you eradicate the penny? Why?

I would eradicate the penny, if we stuck to prices where “exact” change is not longer needed.

8.) What is your favorite wacky color combo?

I’d have to say purple and green, or purple and orange.

9.) What is your “guilty pleasure” feel good song?

“Unwritten” by Natasha Bedingfield

10.) When you play tic tac toe, which spot do you pick first?

Top right corner :)

movies because how am i supposed to live without dead poets society. bsfr. also i never watch any tv except for my little pony (still on season one 😔)

mmm idk maybe barbecue??? i love the smell of woodsmoke more than life itself and where i live is pretty known for its barbecue

bite it. and then when you get sick of the buns open it up and eat w a fork OR! eat it with buns all the way through and then fork the spilled innards (because there will be some)

lord. a couple years ago i came to the revelation that i felt most at peace on the driveway of my neighbor’s house but they moved out unfortch so i would say either my ama and baba’s house OR band rooms. my school’s band room, the choir room, the middle school band rooms, idc they’re a place of comfort and freedom and expression and always will be for me god i’m such a band kid

boy: ever since my dad showed me the clip of weezer playing buddy holly on the show “happy days” when i was in elementary school i’ve known i’ve wanted to name a pet The Fonz (look it up!!! it’s so fun). girl: either a really pretty human name (from my baby names list prolly) or something fucking stupid like Bitch

water. or whatever soda we have in the basement. this week it’s grape fanta #slay #not a grape hater #based

eradicate that bitch unless we deflate enough to actually use it #dafuq

pink and green is a classic, also ourple and green ofc

wilbur soot 🫣 I KNOW I KNOW I DON’T WANT TO SUPPORT HIM but sometimes when i have panic attacks or meltdowns the nostalgia actually makes me feel better ☹️

probably middle right but it changes every time lowk

this is so fun and actually interesting omg 😭😭

1. movies!! cant live without dps or swing kids

2. plain 😓

3. i hate them, so throwing it in the trash

4. my room, my band room at school, or my sister’s house <3

5. boy: giggleshitter girl: applesauce <3

6. cold water OR dr. pepper

7. would not because i can glue them to my ceiling and make cool stuff out of them

8. brown and orange <3

9. 3 nights by dominic fike 🫡

10. top left!!

2. sour cream and onion :D

3. raw for hamburger that shit. whatever falls you just eat with a fork after man

4. Definetely either my room or my dance studio <3

5. if it was a girl ;; I name her Fiona. // if it was a boy ;; I name him Flynn.

6. Dr Pepper or strawberry lemonade. maybe an iced green tea lemonade….

7. just because I have the willpower honestly

8. TEAL AND BROWN!!!! HOT PINK AND BROWN!!! NEON ORANGE AND NEON GREEN!!!!

9. I’ll make a man out of you from mulan, or, bird song by Florence + The Machine <3

10. middle.

I personally feel like Lays Pickle flavor. It's a very subtle but unique flavor, and not many like it!

Hamburger. Then eat rhe rest with whatever utensil is best for you

My room or sitting in my step sister's room with her, her bf and the baby. Or being home alone entirely

For a boy, likely Chester, a girl maybe Princess

Cold water

No just so I can have them and jingle when my bag moves

Red black and blue, or a very vibrant color and a very dark color

Any pop song ngl....... Currently it's Ain't My Fault by Zara Larsson

Middle!

Basically, there r tons of fake asses on tumblr who just want comments and followers, so someone started this to see who's actually a good friend. Everyone I tag better repost (and tag other people and preferably threaten them in a creative way as well) bc I'm high on caffeine and newfound lesbianism and will resort to violence.

@ey-theys-was-coronas

@fangirlhehe

@i-got-poisenality @gone5doll @theoneandonlypatches @above-the-foldd

@theoneandonlypatches @midnight-drip @bigmack2go @chippedshake @kai-in-the-korner @sugarrootwrites

No pressure to reblog, just letting you all know I value you

@cordysys @that-guest-named-pie

You're all amazing and if you don't accept that I am gonna come to your house with a pizza and we're gonna have a movie party with the silliest movies until you agree /silly

Reblog or I will sick my Garchomp on you

Tummy hurty

We must persist

@bloomstars334 @sansthescreleton @notbrucewayne48 @cazpitten @yoklbiacns10 @aeyden-daniel-dionysus @shades-secret @inkyeyez510 @bored-dromaeosaur @the-winter-cavalier @nicomadeira123 @projectmoonlightproductions @deer-genius-idol-unmatched @imhere-imqueer-ilikedeer @rainmaster-simp @beehummingbird-person @phoenixdellaverita @kujirara @eatingpastr13s @mort-mouse-avi @planetaemcontramao

tagging you 🫵🏼 people bc you're so nice and if I could I would give you all cupcakes <3

Not but actually, the amount of sweethearts I've interacted with on here makes me so happy I wish we were irl friends 😭💗

Sending you all the biggest of hugs <33

i actually love all of the friends ive made on this app, you are all so amazing <3

I’ve loved every minute of being on here. I’ve made so many amazing friends, and you guys have given me the confidence to finally put my writing out into the world. Love you guys, mwah 🫶

TAGGING ALL MY SILLIES‼️

TAGGING ALL THE SILLIES FR!!!!!

Thanks for the tag @faggylittleleatherboy

1. Three ships I like: jegulus (marauders), anderperry (dead poets society), narlie (heartstopper)

2. First ship ever: idk, probably Rapunzel and Flynn Rider

3. Last song you listened to: Kill For You - Gigi Perez

4. Fav childhood book: The Magic Faraway Tree - Enid Blyton

5. Currently reading: The King's Men - Nora Sakavic

6. Currently watching: Greys Anatomy

7. Currently craving: Dominoes pizza

8. Currently consuming: just had some water

9. Pets: I'm not allowed pets where I live, but I have a cat back home

1. Three ships I like: ahhh okay obviously charginny (dps), then prolly also mittsie (dps), and hilson (house md) are my top ones rn

2. First ship ever: i think i said this in the past but probably indiana jones and marion ravenwood (soo endgame idc)

3. Last song you listened to: Paris - Taylor Swift

4. Fav childhood book: AS WELL AS PREV i loveee the BFG but i also loved the witches and quite separately the boxcar children

5. Currently reading: sunrise on the reaping - suzanne collins <3

6. Currently watching: house md

7. Currently craving: A GOOD ASS BAGEL

8. Currently consuming: water

9. Pets: two basset hounds (who are technically my sisters); wally and opal. and a cat named josie <3

Three ships I like: OH BOY- ERM- Definitely anderperry (Todd Anderson x Neil Perry), natsby (Nick Carraway x Jay Gatsby), and purly (Ponyboy Curtis x Curly Shepard)

2. First ship ever: I think maybe Hermione Granger and Ron Weasley OR Harry Potter and Cho Chang (can you tell I kinda liked Harry Potter when I was little)

3. Last song you listened to: Big Fun from Heathers the Musical

4. Fav childhood book: THE HARRY POTTER BOOKS. MY GOD THE OBSESSION WAS BAD..... I'M ALMOST EMBARRASSED- (my favorites were probably the first four. Particularly Chamber of Secrets)

5. Currently reading: Interview with the Vampire - Anne Rice

6. Currently watching: South Park (and also the Karate Kid trilogy)

7. Currently craving: DR. PEPPER. PLEASE...... I NEED MY FIX.....

8. Currently consuming: Grape koolaid

9. Pets: I have a miniature schnauzer named Lola :3

2. first ship ever ;; as embarrassed as I am to say, septiplier….. ( markiplier x Jacksepticeye )

3. last song you listened to ;; Townie by mitski

4. fav childhood book ;; JUNIE B. JONES!!!! I had all of her books as a kid, was my favorite bro. I’d ask for sets of her books all the time…

5. currently reading ;; The honeys, I forget the authors name im gonna be so real

6. currently watching ;; Hannibal and also the Harley Quinn show :3

7. currently craving ;; Dr Pepper and choc chip cookies, im making the cookies later though…

8. currently consuming ;; strawberry lemonade from Costco <33

9. pets ;; a part Maine coon hybrid, cinder & my 3 legged tuxedo cat nubbins :D

2. Drarry......... (Draco x Harry from Harry Potter)

3. Baby Got Back from Sir Mix-A-Lot, in my defense I was working out in gym

4. Harry Potter set honestly

5. In class we're reading The Book Thief, do I remember the author? No

6. Currently watching Supernatural!

7. I'm craving boba tea and spicy chips and pickles

8. Currently drinking water cuz I'm not munching anything for now

9. I have 3 cats, 3 dogs! A tortie, a long haired gray and a short haired gray, no clue their breeds. A pittbull mastiff mix, mostly pittie, a huskey and a mutt, love her though