Something Cringy

No minors are allowed here and if you DM me I WILL ask you your age to ensure I'm speaking with a fellow adult (if you're an adult tho please DM me about George's butt no one ever wants to talk to me about that)

Any characters I write or talk about are aged up to be well into adulthood, like Curse Child era but without the shit lore.

I support the idea of kicking JK Rowling out if her own fandom and participating in ways that don't line her pockets fuck you Joanne

NSFW Ahead

Dude rides a broom for fun, that's gotta take so much core and leg strength. His legs and ass have to be fucking JACKED to shit.

I can imagine just walking by him in the shop while he's doing inventory or something and getting a little handful. His butt tenses out of reflex and he lets out a small, startled sound because he wasn't expecting to get grabbed.

Ok you didn't ask for this but you got it. I wrote these with the fact that George is described as "stockier" in mind.

You know what this technically applies to his identical twin so...

Fred and George's build

Broad chested, broad shoulders, big arms

They're both aware that they have big strong arms and if someone mentions it they get this dumb goofy grin and dramatically flex

"What, these old things?"

If you joke with either of them about holding you with their 'big strong beater arms' they'll laugh but their faces turn red and they secretly feel some kind of male pride about it

The Weasley boys eat like it's running out, so by the time they're adults and no longer in Quidditch they get a little bit of a belly. That combined with the arms gives them the dad bod vibe.

Don't let the gut fool you, they never stopped being strong and relatively physically fit. They just have a little extra padding from age and too many sweets snuck before dinner.

Bc I know, George Weasley’s butt. It’s phenomenal, heaven on earth. But hear me out… George Weasley’s cock, being offered to someone with an oral fixation and a mischief kink 🤤🤤🤤

Girl I'm a strong believer in size not mattering I just wanna KNOW what it's like. I'd love whatever shit he's got equipped idc.

Hell yeah this is the kind of shit I'm here for man.

The type of guy to send you tiktoks he finds funny but doesn't consider your sense of humor or if you'd find them funny.

The type to stop taking you on dates or say "I love you" because obviously he loves you and he's sure you know it. Just doesn't think to say it.

Honestly a dickhead idiot boyfriend but he means well and can admit he's a dickhead if you bring it up.

"What do you mean we never go on dates anymore? You go to my quidditch games every weekend" aa dude.

Have to explain to him that's not a date

Forgets to consider your feelings when he pranks you (which he does a lot if he likes you)

Will take it too far and then feel really bad when he realizes he upset you. Luckily he will admit his mistake and explain he is out of his element. Puts in a genuine effort to make it better.

Has no idea how else to navigate his emotions tbh humor is his only outlet