Satan's Made: Sex Machine

It's time to start talking about kids being able to sue their parents for not protecting them. This has to be seen as child abuse.

In other countries, it is.

Assembled an outfit to be a minotaur at the renn faire and im fully considering wearing my nastypig harness with it

As a rennie…do it

being alive is great because there are so many different vegetables you can sauté. but then there are also the horrors

with faith and perseverance, one day we will sauté the horrors

Survive for 10 Minutes with a Werewolf.

In a Fight.

if we stay very still maybe they wont notice

sometimes you just want to look at the qing dynasty jadeite cabbage again

Are you shitting me?

this is what i like to see

Ancient history

You’ll never guess which came first