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its not my fault that old man has raw sex appeal

#diamondback's excuse as to why she picked up the moST intimidating hitchhiker since rutger haur

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maxmuldoon

The Vampire Lestat is coming out this week. There's a Broadway version of The Lost Boys. Where the fuck is the Near Dark remake!?

we-keep-odd-hours

No remake but they found the original film negative and we're getting the first ever restoration of it direct from thr negatives AND the first physical release of it since 2009 next year on 4k & blu ray.

dollzcomix

making the hostage situation very awkward by enthusiastically asking for the gun to be in my mouth during the ransom video

#severen #gets taken hostage and goes along with it for shits and giggles instead of killing the guys #they deliver him back to a very confused jesse and diamond and say they made a mistake pls take this thing back we'll pay you

notegotisical

yknow what

fuck it

i’ve only known these three for like two weeks but i’ve decided sev is aroace, jesse is demisexual, and diamondback got a kick out of beating up her schoolmates (or other kids in her town) when she was a little girl

we-keep-odd-hours

Severen is always aro to me, ace or not. He (kind of) canonically (per the writer and director at least) is the only member of the family with no regrets about vampirism, the only one who doesn't see a downside to it. He is having a great time! He loves setting fires and stealing cards and eating people and putting on a show and doing stupid and/or violent things* with his friends/family!!!!

We don't know enough about jesse for me to have any kind of hard opinion but funny enough given the backstory he got in my long fic...i guess thats kind of where I went with him too? Spoiler free being he just....didnt care much? He had a family as a human and a couple women who had already been turned when he met them, maybe prey once or twice that he thought twice on but ultimately killed, then Diamondback who we canonically know was human when he met, and [per writer, director, and iirc the actors] he then turned. Fine enough on his own but has this one exception who is somehow wildly different than him but also exactly the same.

Diamondback might not have been a bully but she strikes me as having demanded not only respect, but to be the authority amongst a group and taken offense when that wasn't followed. All the boys in her class were afraid of her until they were teenagers and she was suddenly shorter than all of them. Thats when she started carrying a knife. Before the knife though she fought dirty and probably had a penchant for biting as a small child.

*severen and jesse in the pre-diamondback years wouldve been nonstop insane, the worst ideas, batshit schemes, many explosions and only some on purpose. Jackass: Vampire Edition.

#sorry i think ive reblogged you before i just regularly stalk the near dark tags

f4yelosophy

finding out twister (1996) was written by michael crichton the same michael crichton that wrote jurassic park was like. okay yeah everything makes sense. no wonder that shit is so good. also definitely not because one of my favorite actors plays a main character in there but thats irrelevant

we-keep-odd-hours

We got lucky, the movie was almost really not good though, @babieswrld has the lore.

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the-gummy-worms-have-me

Idk if its not that deep btw. I have a shovel and too much time on my hands, so its as deep as I want it to be.

user110101

Abandoned Honeymoon Resorts

where love goes to die

#so these guys have absolutely turned one of these tacky places into a crime scene of gore blood and various other fluids (like kerosene)#bc diamond thought “it looked cute.”#which is also what she told severen when he first asked her why she picked up jesse originally #anyway mr & mrs worst time management in the west get picked up by severen and homer at like 600 AM.#various sirens blaring in the background.

The fact this WHOLE ordeal [accidentally spending half a year studying the civil war] had nothing to do with near dark when my exact words on that had been "i cant be fucked to spend more than 5 minutes on reading about the confederate navy" and now yours truly is reading books on the fucking south because the reenactment group I'll be signing on with does trade offs (you play union for one event then confederate on the next).

I went from "no <3 " to wearing the ugly fecking outfit.

#i understand its ACTING and apparently a lot of groups do trade offs????#but man im gonna wear a shirt that says MY REENACTMENT GROUP TAKES TURNS PLAYING BLUE AND GREY I PROMISE IM NORMAL. while buying my gear.#annie irl

kerrin-deactivated20260107

ive got a really high pain tolerance (flirting)

#i was about to tag this as sev or di but any of them would say this

thesadtadpole

Me when the obviously doomed character doesn't get a happy ending

dunmertitty

#when the deaths make sense BUT the build up was stupid and takes away from the narrative strength such an ending SHOULD have had

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notegotisical

hey look it’s the gang

look at those doodles of my favorite family ever

aside from the @clankyclangclang and @nicorosberg-evildeedsupporter family that is

we will be drawing them more. and on digital.

#aaahhhhhHHhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!#art #and prev as far as we know Di doesn't have a last name #my hc is if you ask jesse he'll say she's got his last name if you ask her she says she doesnt have one UNLESS jesse is being #sentimental and then he says she doesnt have anyone else's name but her own #and if Di is feeling sentimental she'll give her last name as jesse's #someday I'll fully write out my outline of Di and Mae doing girls night for the first time and it going from awkward to #them having a blast torturing some guys who tried to spike their drinks.#when the others come back [severen declared boys night and forced homer AND jesse to go hunting with him and they did Not have a blast #however there was a list of felonies and four “we take this to the fucking grave” moments] they're actually almost ALMOST disturbed #by what Di and Mae have done with the creeps.

notegotisical

more doodles

we are on the grind before summer hits

hell yeah

#ahhhHHHHHHHHHHHHH #art

goryhorroor

130 favorite horror movies: (57/130)

"howdy. i'm gonna separate your head from your shoulders. hope you don't mind none."

-near dark (1987) dir. kathryn bigelow

honestlyvan

Another thing fandom needs to start doing more of is projecting on tops.

There are delicious amounts of psychological distress you can inflict on that guy once you get into his head. The brainworms of forcing agency and initiative on someone who genuinely is Not Fucking Ready For It are exquisite.

honestlyvan

To quote myself: Domtops in fics are always written to have such uncomplicated and healthy relationships to their sexualities and for my mental health I need us to collectively start giving them complexes about being some kind of monstrous predatory freak of nature instead.

Make that guy have a panic attack b/c someone in his daydream told him to stop and he kept going anyway.

honestlyvan

New and improved! Sad Wet Dog of a top is thinking about how he wants to hurt you but doesn't want to hurt you and the contradiction is slowly and steadily making him Lose His Whole Fucking Mind.

#thats how i write jesse in the long-fic #sad wet dog #diamond's stray coyote she picked up off the side of the road.

notegotisical

THEY’RE HOLDING HANDS.

NOBODY TALK TO ME OR I’LL RIP YOUR FACE OFF

#OP if you're insane [like i am] and do a watch of the movie for just whats going on in the background [highly rec severen is #frequently doing something silly] they're holding hands or otherwise touching in most scenes together.#theyre also holding hands in my icon bc im Extremely unwell about them #[hi the two people I was bisexual about in aliens play vampires AND a couple in another movie? insane.]#also: “BACKLIGHTING STYLE USED IN VAMPIRE MOVIES ALL THE TIME” MY BELOVED #i loooooooove the shot of all of them on the hill so much

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f4yelosophy

#HOW HAS NO ONE MADE THIS COMPARISON BEFORE

pixxyofice

get invested in that girl side character with no character. give that girl side character life and a storied history. Make that girl character practically an oc with how much you're inventing about her. I believe in you!

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