A little bit of this...A little bit of that...

none pizza with left beef

It should be a rule of Tumblr to always reblog none pizza with left beef

ive missed you

World Heritage Post

THIS IS THE BEST THING I HAVE EVER SEEN

That last fatal scream tho

THE TERROR IN HIS SCREAM OH GOSH

i’m crying

WAAA-

I will always reblog this on the off chance some other poor soul has been searching for it

IT’S BACK

HOYL SHIT ITS B A CK

IT’S BACK?? ON MY DASH?

re-blogging again xD

what was that we were just saying about still having posts circulating from ridiculous numbers of years ago? 😂

I feel like it’s a duty to reblog such a natural treasure

Destroy the myth that libraries are no longer relevant. If you use your library, please reblog.

Like to charge, reblog to cast

I GOT A FUCKING RAISE THE POTATO WORKED WTF

This potato works. Every. Fucking. Time.

Then bring me luck

the day after I posted this last time I was notified that I was selected for a really cool mentorship gig and got an unrelated glowing review at work

Reblogging because I really need some good luck

Even if this isn't lucky, potatoes are awesome

MOLOTOV SLINGSHOT ON THE ROOF I DONT CARE DO WHATEVER IT TAKES

I mean.....doesn't anyone have a drone with a flame thrower attachment??

This was 100% me trying to clear out all my stuff that I had in my old storage unit that was now in the room that was to become my son's nursery. The impending due date wasn't enough to get me to get it done, it was my husband telling me if it wasn't done by a certain date he was just gonna throw it all away. I got it cleared out 3 days later and just in time because my son ended up heing born 5 weeks early!

tell me (in the tags) one thing you got into for the first time in 2021 that brought you joy :)

The pandemic has seriously fucked up the socializing skills of little kids they dont even say trick or treat anymore they just give you the kubrick stare until you give them candy

Most of ours didn't even bother wearing costumes!! Just walked around the neighborhood with their backpacks on their chests and opened. I mean, they still got candy but Hubby and I thought it was just so weird!

The Simon Lebon Pork Roll is always sold out.

would also like to say, vietnam was not the last war ever televised, the gulf war in the 90s was. it was on every channel plus cable you could not escape it

Hell, the Gulf War helped put CNN on the map!! Similar in fashion to how 9/11 put the rest of the modern 24hr news channels on the map.

All the children born over the last year are going to grow up deeply and profoundly bored with hearing about how they were born during a global pandemic

being born in 2022 like "you were one of the very first babies of the first post-covid generation" "I know grandma but can I please borrow your charging field my holo-gloves are at 13% and this animal crossing duel is gonna be a bloodbath"

counter point: it’ll be more annoying when they have to explain why some experience or skill isn’t universal for them because most of the world won’t bother to factor in that an entire generation grew up different