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Sometimes when I'm worldbuilding I'm super impressed with myself, and other times I'm like, "What are you, five?"

gothic horror is when there's a location. cosmic horror is when there's an unauthorized fucking Thing. folk horror is when you're outside.

Shit man, this wizard bakery is fucked. I just saw a guy clap his hands together and say "fresh sourdough" or some similar shit, and every one around him made a sourdough starter, fed it for ten months, then baked it to perfection. The camera didn't even go onto him, that's how common shit like this is. My ass is casting shortbread and level 2 flapjack. I think I just heard "power word:macaron" two groups over. I gotta get the fuck outta here.