once upon a dream

@partlysmith

when you’re writing an essay and need to meet the word limit

Alternatively, how politicians answer questions

Pinnochio has a bright future ahead of him in the Republican party, with this kind of ability to avoid answering a straightforward question

reblogging almost solely because almost everyone’s name is meaningful but Rapunzel’s literally just means lettuce

I asked a freshman for a high five today as I walked past him in the hallway and after he gave me one I laced our fingers together and said “we’re dating now love u bae” and I don’t think I’ve ever seen a boy look so fearful and confused before in my life

Two years later and I still haven’t had a single actual conversation with this kid but any time he sees me in the hallway he goes “hey bae”.