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Wait no this is the wrong dystopian future we were meant to be gay outlaws in a nuclear desert

i know coronavirus is kinda being played up by some folks as a joke but i genuinely hope you and your families (especially your grandparents) stay healthy and safe

And when a six-foot tall Persian priestess with a fucking GOLD EYE speaks, you know you damn well listen to what she has to say.

LOOK WHO HAS SOMETHING DRAW. IT IS ME, MY GAY BITCHES.

my favorite version of myself is when i get out of the shower and the mirror is so steamy i am just a blurry mass of color with no identity or defining physical characteristics. she kills it

I’m such a “nah I got it” and suffer in silence type of person.

You all are fucking dumb except for the ladies with big boobs. you are smart :)

los más lindos❤️

apparently at some point when my now-girlfriend and i were flirting with each other but not quite in a relationship, she asked me how i felt about pet names, to which i replied “well you have to call them something” 

the fact that i have managed to end up in a relationship is really testament to my girlfriend’s patience 

wait