Fuckers

I'm a carnivore sympathizer I think it's a little funny how many animals love eating babies specifically. The other day I was watching this nature documentary and these geese nesting on like a fucking hundred foot vertical rock pillar obviously fall out of their nests sometimes & this baby goose was falling for like several minutes and I was like 😨 but it's so tiny and fluffy it falls slowly enough that it doesn't even take fall damage it was completely fine. And then a hawk IMMEDIATELY came out of nowhere and snatched it. That's some loony toons shit omg. I'm glad hell isn't real

So much of Nature is just "put baby in pelican mouth" like genuinely. Pelicans don't eat human babies but sometimes big cats in zoos want to so so so so so bad. They'll be biting the glass n shit jumpscaring somebody's toddler as soon as their back's turned. Which is also really funny sorry. I'm gonna get somebody in my notes like "I was actually eaten by a leopard as a toddler and this is really insensitive" SORRY

Love when you try to take a screenshot but fuck up the timing of the volume down lock button combo and are left sitting there with slightly softer music and a black screen and you just have to sit there looking at your reflection on the locked phone and contemplate your failure for a bit

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Happy Pride, everyone.

this pride month we’re all going to be radically pro transgender. or else.

hey so this means radically pro ALL transgender. don’t put limitations on this. all trans people are radically accepted here.

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