♡My Sapphic Library♡

"it's all in your head" correct! unfortunately I am also in there

nothing funnier to me than when AI does math wrong. like I get why it happens, it's a language model that's treating the numbers you feed it as words rather than integers and then giving you an answer based on how those words typically appear in a block of text instead of actually performing a calculation. but the one thing computers are genuinely incredible at. you fucked up a perfectly good calculator is what you did, look at it it's got hallucinations

girls be like "i know a spot" and then keep you in their hearts forever

'bear in mind' well yes there are bears in my mind. hibernating and eating berries and hunting for salmon and such, etc etc

there was a well-meaning international student (learning english) in my workspace who came up to me and asked "how is your handsome white boy?" and it took me a few seconds to realize she was not in fact asking about my twink spouse but my white dog

not being productive or relaxing but a secret third thing

Let’s make some noise for “masculine”-looking femmes and “feminine”-looking mascs! You’re as pretty or handsome as you want to be 💖 you define yourself, not others!