hi

I'm straight now bye gay people

where are the milfs.

spending time with their kids. its the holidays.

hey, bro? are we vibing? are we connecting on the spiritual plane, bro? your aura is striking. can i kiss you deeply, dude?

LMAOOOOO

people who think karl marx is cool are grossly misinformed

karl marx was a baller he had a huge cock

The rise of far right authoritarianism does not mean that far left authoritarianism also has to be on the rise!!!

just got word from the left wing authoritarian governmence ive just installed. they’re telling me that karl marx had a fat one

fuck karl marx and fuck communism

oh dont worry karl fucks alright

He fucks good, capitalism stans are jealous of what a total chad he was.

the history understander has logged on

Karl Marx, known ruler of Eastern Europe

Me deleting selfies I took the day before

dancing bees young and sweet only seven bees

LMAO

when youre an upper middle class white woman but you want to be oppressed really bad so you Go Off on twitter at people skipping your 3 page rants that theyre obligated to read (and enjoy) bc you performed the emotional labor of having a recipe blog

Im going to lose my goddamn mind

I think instead of a military discount we should have a milf discount

anyone could kill me but they dont. i love that. love & trust xx

This is like unearthing an ancient artifact from a forgotten civilization

I like this joke!

I had to read that 4 times before my brain actually got it.