average greg enjoyer

being a succession fan and having seen and watched the tv show succession is sort of like having been mentally tortured for a thousand years and having a horrible curse placed on your shoulders with the weight of the entire earth and just carrying that around with u all the time but also gerri is there and thats worth it

it’s so funny to me how writers will accidentally write a gay character. like they don’t mean to do it. but bro will be terrible with women, can’t talk to them, never can find one he rlly likes, feels uncomfortable going on dates with them, hates when ppl set him up. and then there’s his best friend. spends all his time with him, they know each other better than anyone, literally flirt with one another and then the writers are like NO NO NO GUYS DONT WORRY HES STRAIGHT THEYRE STRAIGHT like my guys, you wrote a gay character, it’s ok. let him be gay.

the term performative feminist has just come to mean woman i dislike who just said smth about misogyny . what about the real performative feminists. what about kendall roy.

*keeps my cards close to my chest but they're all facing the wrong way so everyone can see them anyway*

unfortunately i think a lot of the shit tom says to shiv would work on greg if they were in a relationship

like if tom said “god i wanna dock myself inside you” unprovoked during a phone call greg would be like “you-oh? *awkward laugh* well um.. how big is this ship.. captain wambsgans? like what are the parameters”