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thigh kissing is nice, ass grabbing, thigh gripping, a little passionate teasing takes you far and honestly gets her wetter by the minute 

slow down, take your time at first, dont just dive in, enjoy your meal

that rapid flicking thing doesnt do much for me (i cant speak for every girl) but slow runs across the clit are lovely, just focus on the clit, let your fingers do some work if you get tired or something 

1. Stop the fucking flicking shit.

2. Focus on the CLIT. Suck it, circle it. Engulf it. If she moans, keep doing that.

3. But pls, do visit thighland. Inner thigh licking and kissing will set us on fire.

4. What is this fingering shit? Massage the gspot or get out. We feel nothing with that little stabbing motion. Also, stop sticking your 2 inches of tongue in there. Come back up to the clit.

5. LONG stokes with the tongue.

6. Stop humming. Most of us use vibrators so that little humming trick you learned from GQ will pale in comparison.

7. Speaking of vibes, the reason you’re in our bed is because you can do 1 thing our wands and rabbits can’t do. And that’s grab us. Grab us, squeeze us, we want to feel your hands on our body.

8. If you can reach, grab a titty.

9. Some women are self conscious about how they look/taste/smell down there. Or worry about taking too long to orgasm, so let her know you’re enjoying it. Moan, groan, sound like you’re eating a plate of ribs

Disclaimer: this is 100% being written while my husband’s tongue is in my ass 😜👅👅🍑

1. You get to fuck other men, I mean c’mon 😍

2. They’re more than willing to satisfy ALL of your sexual needs😈

3. You’ll get to go on more dates 🍷

4. There’s no hard feelings or weirdness when you have guy friends 🤷‍♂️🤷‍♀️

5. YOU define your sex life ♠️

6. They’ll encourage you to spoil your body more so it’ll be appreciated by other men 💅🏻

7. You don’t have to settle for only one dick for the rest of your life 🍆🍆🍆

8. They’re always going to cuddle and take care of your body after you’ve been fucked raw by alphas 💞

9. You’ll never stop being treated like an absolute queen 👸

10. He’ll be devoted to you alone while you’ll get to have your cake and eat it too 🍰

Alright alright, so it’s come to my attention that quite a few of you have the game all types of fucked up when it comes to this whole dick size thing. The subject at hand that I will be touching up on today is how you handle your size. So let’s jump right into this shit.

First thing’s first if your dick isn’t AT LEAST 6-7 inches or longer do NOT, I repeat, do NOT do the following…

-Try to give dick while ya’ll’re laying side by side

-Try taking control when she’s riding and get mad when ya meat falls out

-Try pushing her up against the wall to fuck while standing

-Try any position that requires LENGTH as opposed to GIRTH

Ya’ll niggas love to try to fuck in these postions but one thing that is required for all positions listed above(and many not listed for the sake of keeping this short) is LENGTH.

DON’T👏🏾DO👏🏾LONG👏🏾DICK👏🏾POSITIONS👏🏾IF👏🏾YA DICK👏🏾IS SHORT👏🏾

Ya’ll niggas are so quick to be like “it’s not the size of the boat, it’s the motion of the ocean” but will STILL try to parallel park your smart car in a space made for limosuinses. Don’t embarass yourself by getting frustrated at ol’ girl for your dick not having the length to stay in and tear up them guts.

Your dick was made for the G-Spot. DASSIT. Foreplay, anticipation, toys, fingering, and the G-Spot are your GREATEST allies in the crusade for a womans multiple orgasms(emphasis on multiple). And if ol’ girl wants bigger dick? LET HER GO. You’re not gonna satisfy her and quite frankly she isn’t even willing to try so why waste your time on a size queen when there’s a world full of girls who will appreciate your dick for what it is?

To all of my big/long/monster dick niggas, you not safe either. Here are some things ya’ll need to consider:

-Making sure she’s 110% AROUSED before even ATTEMPTING to put dick in. Unaroused puss will NOT let the monster in.

-“HARDER” and “RIGHT THERE” do not mean lose your mind and get sloppy while you bust. It means KEEP👏🏾HITTIN’👏🏾THAT👏🏾SPOT👏🏾AND👏🏾HIT👏🏾THAT SHIT👏🏾HARD👏🏾. Your stroke game needs to be as precise as a sniper and your dick shouldn’t stop working until it looks like a creamery.

-Don’t let dick be the only thing you bring. You’re already blessed with big dick. Women love toys, spankings and all that other freaky shit you THINK you’re into. Explore that shit with her and go the extra mile.

Don’t get big headed and assume your dick being big/long/huge is an automatic orgasm giver. Some girls like being double stuffed like an oreo and others will see you to the door out of fear and/or not wanting dick as big as yours.