Your Honor They’re In Love

I was born to make robots kiss and instead im forced to participate in capitalism

Megatrons anitvax

We talk about Autism weirdly nowadays

Im incapable of accepting ravage and lazerbeak with he/him pronouns. Its scary. Those are girls to me.

im starting to think that treating nazi germany as a unique and incomparable evil rather than as an extention of the western european colonial project that happened to threaten the interests of other western european powers might be bad actually

Shae and I were talking about the fanon tendency of ascribing cat-like qualities to Soundwave, specifically his tendency of seeing any robot-shaped entity small than him, asking “anyone gonna parent that?”, and not waiting for an answer before shoving them in his chest deck. Shae then said, “obviously, because he was raised by Ravage. He’s like Doofenshmirtz. Legally an ocelot.” And I have not known peace since that moment.

internet version of opening and closing the fridge to see if a five course meal has suddenly spawned in the five seconds the door was shut

I like when people draw sparkling like lil blobby babies.. it's cute

this thing is a type of animal

This is what picking a steamed crab is like

Things I didn’t know I needed in my life: watching a heavy machine tear apart a car like it’s made of paper

The creature needs its enrichment, and its keepers are doing a great job! You gotta let it take things apart and sort them out in a safe environment or it’ll get anxious and tear things up that it normally wouldn’t. It makes the poor things movements get choppy and more agitated, which unfortunately easily may lead to its neglect, it is unfortunate because while minor cases may be seen as fine, the poor thing may rust causing it to get slower and slower until it’s scrapped by a careless owner. Remember, all heavy machinery is good machinery!! There’s no such thing as a bad heavy machine, just bad owners.