zayne&artem’s work wife

recently when im tempted to say 'i'm gonna kill myself' i try to correct it into saying "im gonna walk into the river and become a trout" or some other form of that. this is my new thing

btw this has graduated into me just saying "the trout population will be affected" and then not elaborating

Yeah sex is good but have you ever found a 200k word fic of your favorite characters with your favorite trope?

Best plot, on point characterization, and enough angst to have me crying for a week. God bless them.

there is a demon in your house named CARBON MONOXIDE. he enchants your mind with confusion and your body with exhaustion. you need to call a powerful exorcist named HVAC TECHNICIAN

don’t contact me unless it’s to tell me i’m the girl of your dreams

happy pride month to this post specifically