aint that just the way

#google translate does not capture the tone switch so i have to say. first two sentences are like. normal maybe kind of feminine posting tone #& the last is like. shounen manga protagonist. action movie hero. jojo's bizarre adventure character. #the tone you would use if you were holding a gun with the safety off (– @chadlesbianjasontodd)

can I get uhhhh helnik dogfight (1991 starring river phoenix and lili taylor) au

ya know what while im at it matthais helvar!chris chambers au

Everything I read about recovering from burnout is like “it takes months or even years to fully recover” and it’s like okay…. I have a weekend before I gotta clock in on Monday

@draconym - in memory of your recent strawberry haul

One thing I like about Stephen King books is that it feels like, from a writing perspective, he’s playing chess against himself. His heroes and villains keep countering each other in a way that is both devastating and yet feels inevitable.

Not enough people talking about how well broccoli holds a sauce

you've met me at a very "yeah i'm trying to work on that" time in my life

"my ship is finally sailing 😍" your ship is a queer coded disaster on a popular streaming network . It's the fucking titanic jessica.

The art of wanting it with all of your heart and still letting it go.

Deadass don’t be having any other choice.