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rb with some red flags that are in your room

This did not go where I expected

You’ve captured the essence of the show marvelously, OP

where’s the link op

i think babies run in my family because every time one of my family members give birth its always a baby

some sick fuck unfollowed me for posting pictures of my dog i don’t miss you at all

YOU ERASED MY FUCKING DOG?

i would be too if i saw them in my GREEN pile

Are there any redeeming qualities about sword and shield?? Like at all???

a sword allows for quick blows while a shield can deflect projectiles and some attacks.

I knew some dumb mother fucker was gonna reblog this about the art of combat. Blocked and unfollowed.

shot for my beliefs. bled like a dog

What’s the most ridiculous thing you’ve bullshitted someone into believing?

I convinced my kids that my car’s triangular, red, hazard button was a ‘self destruct’ button. This was initially to keep them from hitting it since it is a really prominently placed, large, red button. This worked out great until I quickly pulled the car over the other day to get a dog off the road. Threw on my hazards and jumped out of the car after the dog. I looked back and both kids are hitting the ditch.

Dealing with that kind of betrayal must have been hard for them. “Dad hit the self-destruct and ran away!!!”