miscellaneous  starters  pulled  from the things weâve said while liveblogging our video game playthroughs .  feel  free  to  change  pronouns  and  tenses  as  necessary .
â  whyâd you let me come out here with no ammo?! â
â  what? why would i want this?! â
â  sirrrrr, i just want a donut! â
â  open your mouth!! â
â  bathe in poop! â
â  i donât have the ammo for this! â
â  please donât eat me. â
â  sorry i have to check my map ten million times. â
â  you sound like a messy fart echoing in a toilet. â
â  they werenât even looking at you, shut up! â
â  i said stay down! â
â  that was only two. i thought there were three? â
â  why am i always the most lost? â
â  friggidity frackity. â
â  look both ways before crossing the street. â
â  oh, i donât trust it. â
â  my boob itches. itâs the fear. â
â  itâs a fear-detecting boob. â
â  why did it auto-save? WHY DID IT AUTO-SAVE?! â
â  maâam, iâm gonna have to ask you to sit down. â
â  i know, ___, i have eyes. youâre such a nag. â
â  ew! he just smacked me in the face with his long, ugly fingers. â
â  can you give me something useful, please? â
â IS THIS COMMUNISM? â
â i need to kill one more little cat bitch. â
â throw me your burnt bread in the rain. â
â i see a beautiful and aesthetically pleasing area. â
â i canât find a portal! â
â WHY DIDNâT YOU WARN ME?! â
â NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! â
â I FELL INTO THE OCEAN! â
â iâve been waddling around in circles on my bird. â
â HOW DO I GET OUT OF THIS RUINED ASS CITY? â
â anyways, time to make the long journey back to origami. â
â these respawn times are trash. â
â this bitch has a weird ass eel for a pet. i want one. â
â ITâS MY SECOND DAY LET ME LIVE! â
â bitch, i see no bat vendor. â
â IT WAS YOUR SHOTTY DIRECTIONS THAT MADE ME LOST IN THE FIRST PLACE! â
â i want ___ to plunder my booty. â