aspiring vampire

*depressed guy voice* who knows? maybe this next book I buy will fix me

"it's just growing pains" -> "you're too young for that to hurt that bad" -> "you just need to get in better shape" -> "welcome to being old, everyone is in pain"

It’s genuinely so gross how common the phenomenon of dark skinned characters being whitewashed in order to be depicted as soft/innocent/feminine is.

actually i don't want to talk about my feelings i'd rather engage in hand to hand combat

*sigh* fine, fine, i'll be the new doctor who showrunner. bring me two twinks, britain's tallest woman, and 1000 pounds worth of alumininamian foil

Thinking really hard about Ianthe. She convinced her one-sided lesbian situationship to give her a new arm after she got dismembered by a saint. She and her twin sister love to dip their toes into incest sometimes but not in ways you’d expect. She also uses her magic to make herself look sickly so her sister can breast boobily. She and Jesus might be fucking but neither of them probably enjoys it. She voluntarily wore a maid dress in a game show inside her own mind. I hate her. She’s awesome. What is wrong with her.

being a kid and hearing adults say stuff like "woah 2011 was 4 years ago haha" didn't really convey the fucking horror of a youtube video crossing my recommended labelled "9 years ago" and it's from 2017. that's not true. 9 years ago is 2010 or something. don't lie.

one of cam and pal's functions is to illustrate that it is not possible to reform the necrocav dynamic

i love the soup scene in harrow the ninth for many reasons but one of them is how it is as much an implicit threat to every other lyctor in that room as it is an explicit attempt on gideon’s life. harrowhark basically held a loaded gun to everyone’s head and let them know she could’ve pulled the trigger if she wanted to. and the only one who could've stopped her is god.

does anyone else think about how brave all their friends are and get really emotional about it

I'm glad everyone is alive rn

using violence to liberate people from sweatshops, unsafe mines, and grinding poverty isn't the same as using violence to impose those things on people. the idea that violence is morally repugnant regardless of context is a belief that every oppressor throughout history would love for the oppressed to hold

hate when I type :) and this 🙂 fucker appears. Go away you evil soul