dumb bitch hours

*in a fake body cast, interrupting your conversation* i just think its cruel how not one of you has mentioned my… condition.

I love you. Most ardently

i won’t say anything weird anymore i prommy (different way of saying promise)

yes I'm at Wendy's yes my cunt is out

they ain't the only bitch with a juicy $4 baconator

i wish i had a ps4 so i could smell the air thats coming out the back

For Real ✌ It’s The Little Things That Count I Mean Don’t Get Me Wrong I’ve Had My Fair Share Of Mistakes But For Real Its A New Year And I Am Trying To Be Better I Am Reading More Articles And Getting My Dick Sucked 4 Times A Week Or More I Used To Be In A Bad Way I Thought It Was Halloween But Turns Out It Hasn’t Been Halloween For 2 Years Puts Thing Into Perspective But I Dont Let It Define Me

<3

i would be so normal if it wasn't for the fucking symptoms

having to come to terms with the fact that love is not an everlasting performance in which you attempt to retain the attention of your significant other but rather a release of control and putting faith into them and trusting them to choose to stay with you no matter what you have to offer

to love and be loved is to rest

Honestly next time someone's like "wow I can't even draw a stick man 🥺🥺" I'm just gonna be like man that sucks. I can though