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Casts spell called “please be alright. I love you.”

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eilooxara

Oat milk was discovered much more recently than you may have known. Like many now-familiar technologies, it was found by accident during the Apollo program when NASA learned what a zero-g environment does to goat milk.

kknyght

"are you a man or a woman ?" i'm a knight on a quest hope that helps

lumsel

There's an open pit in the middle of our office plan that drops down into a bunch of very sharp spikes that kill you instantly. This is bad. People keep falling in there and dying. Someone put a sign up, the other day, all bright yellow so you can't miss it, that says "Beware!!! Spikes!!!"

The office immediately split into two factions over it. One says that if anyone falls in the spike pit it's their own fault for being so stupid and not watching where they're walking, so we should remove the sign. The other says that the sign is an insult, there shouldn't be a spike pit in our office at all, and having the sign up like that is just normalising the existence of the spike pit, so we should remove the sign.

We ended up removing the sign. Probably for the better. Still... for a while there it looked like it might have worked...

unusual-pybro

m1dori-eyes

Nobody has ever been capable of writing a scathingly harsh and well formulated satire about the perils of modern capitalism, that doesn't just get immediately one-upped by some random food service worker talking about their actual week.

earhartsease

[ID: tags from carefulchaotic:

#this actually kinda happened to me when i was a teenager working at dunkin' donuts #a hole rotted into the floor between the register and milk dispenser and it lead to a 12ft concrete basement #the franchise owner just threw a floor mat down and called it a day #one of the baristas stepped on it during rush and one leg went all the way through and we had to pull her out #we then had a 'suprise' health inspection and i pulled the inspector aside to tell her about the hole #and she was like 'oh i know you are the fourth person to pull me aside since i walked in' #we thought they would close the store while the construction crew fixed it but nope we had to make coffee and work around the construction #and they had to make the hole bigger to fix it #so the was less than a foot of space on each side of it so we were always shuffling around the fucking chasm while being yelled at #bc we were being too slow (you know so we didn't fall to our deaths while dispensing the cream in your coffee) #sorry to rant it's just mind blowing that this isn't even satire to me #i had to worry about falling into the workplace pit for months

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angel-starbeam

Dracula in cargo:

(giphy.com)

ravioliet

under my tyrannical rule all characters will be on the aroace spectrum

dangerphd

Instead of commandments, The Satanic Temple has The Seven Tenets and are based on compassion for people, the fight for justice, inviolabilit

iamasalmon

the thing about fiber art that nobody tells you about is that every single kind of fiber art is a gateway drug to other kinds of fiber art.

alagaisia

Hey. Why isn’t the moon landing a national holiday in the US. Isn’t that fucked up? Does anyone else think that’s absurd?

alagaisia

It was a huge milestone of scientific and technological advancement. (Plus, at the time, politically significant). Humanity went to space! We set foot on a celestial body that was not earth for the first time in human history! That’s a big deal! I’ve never thought about it before but now that I have, it’s ridiculous to me that that’s not part of our everyday lives and the public consciousness anymore. Why don’t we have a public holiday and a family barbecue about it. Why have I never seen the original broadcast of the moon landing? It should be all over the news every year!

alagaisia

It’s July 20th. That’s the day of the moon landing. Next year is going to be the 54th anniversary. I’m ordering astronaut shaped cookie cutters on Etsy and I’m going to have a goddamn potluck. You’re all invited.

watermelon-converse

Hey. Hey. Tumblr. Ides of March ppl. We can do this

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nat-20s

You can replace [ACTIVITY YOU ENJOY] with [SCROLLING] but watch out. This sucks bad 👍

nat-20s

Some things about this post since getting quite a few notes:

1. If you see this post, highly recommend taking it as an opportunity to set a timer for 15 minutes and switch over to ACTIVITY YOU ENJOY. if after those 15 minutes, you want to go back to scrolling, that's okay!

2. Huge shout out to this popping up in my notifs often, bc I do go back to activity.

3. I think there are times where scrolling is fine. Right now, for example, I'm being connected to a machine for two hours to donate plasma and platelets. Yes this is a brag but it is also a time where scrolling is one of the few things I can do. (Though I will probably also read or watch something on phone lol)

wizard-council-bureaucrat

hmmm, this seems to be some kind of curse breaking spell… be free ye reader

time-thy-pyramids

Hunter-gatherer's approach to manufacturing textiles:

Find a suitable 3D mass

Peel off its outer layer to get a 2D sheet

Agriculturalist's approach to manufacturing textiles:

Produce a 1D filament

Shape it into a 2D space-filling curve

transfemininomenon

where would we be without them

hcnnibal

just got back into gardening so i’ve forgotten. are basil leaves supposed to be this big

hcnnibal

am i the problem

mousegirlheart

op are you a hobbit

rosentryst

so embarrassing when I like a mainstream song. i thought I was more fucked up than this

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datadegroove-deactivated2026042

the power of a bowl of rice mixed with some fucking bullshit cannot be overstated

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