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I think we should figure out what age we’re living in now so we can say how it’s collapsing to each other

Our age of plastics is collapsing

best vision

the problem with tumblr spells is all of you lil sluts are casting and not giving it time to charge so you're all casting cantrips and not 9th level death spells. everyone wants to be the one to take them down no one wants to be the one who assists

Wait stop. everyone +like now and spread it a little but cast on the same day in August. lets try August 6th or something.

CAST NOW

love love love when a particularly manipulative character is lying off their ass about something and then throws in one hauntingly genuine line

it's always funny to me when ppl act like it's somehow incestuous for characters who consider each other found family/chosen family/whatever u wanna call the trope to date each other, and it's funny for many reasons, but most specifically it's funny because irl when you meet a person and get really attached and decide that you want to be family with them, there's a very popular legally recognized way of doing that & it's called marriage

Marriage promotes incest because then you end up having sex with a family member

listen i consider myself an empathic person but after a certain point i get sick of other people’s problems. my friend is always talking about how the jewel-eyed skull on their mantlepiece is tormenting them w its sinister beauty and im over it. like dude i don’t want to talk about this anymore. get rid of the fucking skull

you’ are biased against my skull

i’m not having this argument again man

having anti role models is a beautiful thing. it's not easy to live up to someone else's behavior but it is easy to lasso yourself into behaving right when you realize you're reminding yourself of the worst person youve ever met in your entire life

My new DM is going to hate me as a player (as a former DM)

some abled people love to say “we don’t mind disabilities, chronic illnesses, we know it’s not your fault!” until you start flaring up then suddenly you’re an inconvenience, you never show up, you’re always sick and can’t be relied on. it goes the same way for mental illnesses. “we’re here for you even when you have your episodes” until you have an episode and suddenly you’re the problem because you showed your mental illnesses. some abled people love to preach how they don’t treat people with disabilities different but actions speak louder than words

"historians will call them friends" buddy you're looking at this because of historians

"do your own research" good luck with paleographic analysis of the sources then

A three-circle venn-diagram where the circles are "sex workers", "the furry community", and "people working in morgues". I don't know what the overlap parts are.

Fourth circle needed: IT workers

You say that with such confidence that I am compelled to trust your vision. Personally I have no idea where this is going.

i'd say the overlap between "sex workers" and "people who work in morgues" is probably "seeing naked strangers a lot"

"professional handling of bodies of strangers"?

Okay I’ve gone through many of the reblogs and “prefer when clients don’t talk to them” is peak

same thing for ai usage. Are you complaining about companies investing in ai over people, or are you just an inch of self preservation away from openly calling its users the R slur? Be fucking honest i see how you talk.

i hate how many girls on here need to get donations to like. not fucking die. i wish everything was better. i wish the world didn't want us all dead

Does it count as missing someone if you didn't really even know someone that well, but now wish that you could have?

Feeling this about a dead person...

My boyfriend's grandpa was a cool guy. He always had some sort of a story about everything. He'd never run out of things to talk about but he ran out of time to tell them. I never knew that he used to paint before after his death when I first found out that the gorgeous painting in the writing room in their home was something he painted as a teenager.