Nothing _But -Lancaster_

Ruby and Jaune are ready to go out to dinner. They both walk towards the door.

Ruby: First one to move pays for the food! *Stays still*

Jaune: *Keeps walking to the door*

Ruby: Why did you move me?

Jaune: Because I'm always the one who pays the bill.

Ruby: That is not true!

Jaune: Do you have money with you?

Ruby:...

Ruby: *looking down* N-No

Jaune: Exactly.

Jaune: *Wandering around*

Wolf Ruby: *In the distance* Hey you! I have a very important question for you!

Jaune: Wha-

Ruby: *Petal bursts in front of him* Do you wanna be my best friend?

Jaune: ...Sure?

Ruby: And get me pregnant!?

Diakko Day 4:Soulmates/ Fate

I won't be able to draw before this weekend so I wanted to finish this one today hahahaha

I think the take is more on Fate but I like to believe soulmates and fate are interconnected

It's a bit rush but I had a lot of fun for writing this one (I'm a soulmates/fate sucker lol)

> casually drops "i have two mothers" while explaining her core character motivation > no confused or weird reaction just "it's nice that you have two moms"

*Knock Knock*

Ruby: *Opens the door* Hey Jaune, what's up?

Jaune: Hi Ruby, sorry to bother you, but do you have an extra chair I could use? Nora broke mine.

Ruby: I don't, I'm sorry.

Blake: *Pops up* I got a chair for you.

Jaune: Really?

Blake: Is leather...

Jaune: Ok

Blake: ..Made by two loving people...

Jaune: *suspicious* Wait...

Blake: ..2X year old chair.

Jaune: You are talking about your face aren't you.

Blake: *Serious* Yes I am.

Jaune:...

Jaune: Why are you like this?

Ruby: Hey Jaune mind putting some sunscreen on me.

Jaune: sure I don't mind(grab the bottle).

Nora: but Ruby you're wearing a one piece, you just gotta put location on your arms and legs you really don't need Jaune f...(a volleyball hit her in the face)

Weiss:(sarcastically) Woops sorry Nora.

Weiss give Ruby a wink as Jaune put sunscreen on her.

Ruby(blushing) thanks Jaune.

Ruby: *huffs* "Gods, my feet are killing me. Yang, can you carry me back to the dorm--?"

Yang: *carrying Blake bridal style* "Hands already full, Rubes."

Blake: *clinging to Yang* "Sorry, Ruby."

Ruby: "Oh, c'mon!" *turns to Weiss* "Bestie--?"

Weiss: "Say anything, I am calling my attorney."

Ruby: *exhales* "Crud! Welp, time to pull a page outta Mom's book." *smacks her thighs together*

*Jaune Arc appears randomly, much to his, Weiss, and Blake's confusion*

Jaune: *bewildered* "W-What?! How did I get here?!"

Jaune: Is that bad?

Ruby: I don't want that kind of power over you.

Weiss: Wyd?

Jaune: Weiss just stole my carrots and is pouring boiling water into a big pot and she wants to trick you into climbing in so she can cook and eat you.

*out loud*

Taiyang: *Laying on the living room couch, incredibly despressed*

Qrow: *Sitting on the coffee table, poking Tai with a stick*

Taiyang: *Poke*...*Poke*...*Poke*...*Po-* I swear to the brothers, if you don't stop that I will punch you to Vacuo.

Qrow: ...

Taiyang: ...

Qrow: ...

Taiyang: ...

Qrow: ...*Poke*

Taiyang: THAT'S I-

Jaune: I don't have a sleep paralysis demon.

Jaune: I have a sleep paralysis Ruby.

Jaune: She keeps sneaking in in the middle of the night for cuddles.

Jaune: ...