A typical Lancaster date
Ruby and Jaune are ready to go out to dinner. They both walk towards the door.
Ruby: First one to move pays for the food! *Stays still*
Jaune: *Keeps walking to the door*
Ruby: Why did you move me?
Jaune: Because I'm always the one who pays the bill.
Ruby: That is not true!
Jaune: Do you have money with you?
Ruby:...
Ruby: *looking down* N-No
Jaune: Exactly.
Ruby: Still, you could have played!



















