Self-shipping

Now they gotta deal with a metric ton of ants (non stingy-just annoying) and their partners reaction is ....

"If I hear one more sound, I'll show you why my subordinates are so afraid of me."

There was a beat of silence before the round of giggling suddenly turned into a flood, causing All Might to sigh. "I'll remember this. Just you wait."

The blonde had thought this act of benevolence to be foolproof. He'd procured some American candies and snacks, and had planned to give it to Rian, Rian's sister Lilly (10), and their temporally ambiguous daughter Hinata (7(?)).

Unfortunately... Ants had gotten involved. The foodstuffs much like the cabinet they occupied, were crawling with insects.

"How the hell did they even get in here? This is a secure bunker!"

"Papa, you should have hidden it all in the freezer!" Hinata chided after her giggle fit subsided. "Haven't you ever done this before?"

"...Not technically."

The older man sighed again as the young girls broke back into their peel of laughter. He was still getting used to these flashes of unbridled compassion for his would-be family, and the shame of failure wasn't helping. It had been two years now since this timeline had started and these three had appeared in his life... And he could see now why he'd waited longer to try to woo his future husband in previous lifetimes. This shit sucked. And to top it all off...

All Might glanced over to the other end of the counter, where Rian sat in silent contemplation of a sunflower that the blonde had given the younger man seconds before discovering the ant infestation. Hazel eyes framed by strong cheekbones that nearly eclipsed them as he gave a blushing, soft kind of smile. Rian was evidently completely lost in thought, the small gesture of the single flower taking up all of his attention.

"How did you know I love these?" The brunette asked softly.

The larger man shrugged, fighting away some of his reflexive gruffness. "You just... Seem like the kind of person who enjoys looking towards the sun."

Rian turned towards the blonde, the full force of his grin knocking the wind right out of his victim. "You know... You might be right, All Might!"

"Trust my brother to completely ignore the fact that our kitchen's in jeopardy..." Lilly mumbled. But the only one who heard was Hinata, who simply shrugged.

yes, i am saying feral porn is fine. yes, i am saying it doesn't actually matter if someone actually does experience zoophilic attraction, because an internal experience says nothing about a person's actions and morals. all this hate against furries is about something that is not actually bad.

its just puritan nonsense over something that usually is a non sexual interest. if you hate other furries for being too horny over fiction, you are going to be the target of people who don't care that you are not them. because you look like them to bigots.

furry subculture is heavily tied to queerness. it has the same issues.

if vanilla gays hate on kinky gays, they will lose their rights when they oppress those like them they personally disapprove of.

bigots dont care if you are not horny, because you are still deviant, and deviancy is seen as inherently sexual. sex is demonized, so viewing queerness and furries as automatically sexual makes them easy to control.

queerness is seen as kink, so anything viewed as kink must be queer. bigots associate furries with queerness.

dont forget.

first they came for the sexual deviants, because they were destroying society. next they came for queers because they were sexual deviants. next they came for non conformists, because they were queer. next they came for furries, because they were non conformists.

Sure, they’re not going to change their personality just to fit some ideal, it’s not in their nature. You wouldn’t want them to anyways, or they wouldn’t be the person you love. They’re still going to give those gruff answers or those smug interjections.

But it’s different when it’s you. It’s impossible not to hear the fondness hidden in their voice, not when you know them so well. You’re the only one who can hear the worry behind their frustrated nagging, or the hidden insecurity behind all their boasting. They know exactly what kind of banter and teasing you’re okay with and what kind you aren’t, and they never cross that line. Maybe they had to learn to be curt or arrogant before… but now they have you. They trust you, and you trust them.

you are good even when you need to rely on others’ help.

you are good even when you are depressed.

you are good even when you are hurt.

you are good even when you are scared.

you are good even when you are overwhelmed.

you are good even when you are not tidy.

you are good even when you are confused.

you are good even when you have difficulty performing tasks.

you are good even when you feel like you’ll never measure up to being an adult.

Now they gotta deal with a metric ton of ants (non stingy-just annoying) and their partners reaction is ....

"If I hear one more sound, I'll show you why my subordinates are so afraid of me."

There was a beat of silence before the round of giggling suddenly turned into a flood, causing All Might to sigh. "I'll remember this. Just you wait."

The blonde had thought this act of benevolence to be foolproof. He'd procured some American candies and snacks, and had planned to give it to Rian, Rian's sister Lilly (10), and their temporally ambiguous daughter Hinata (7(?)).

Unfortunately... Ants had gotten involved. The foodstuffs much like the cabinet they occupied, were crawling with insects.

"How the hell did they even get in here? This is a secure bunker!"

"Papa, you should have hidden it all in the freezer!" Hinata chided after her giggle fit subsided. "Haven't you ever done this before?"

"...Not technically."

The older man sighed again as the young girls broke back into their peel of laughter. He was still getting used to these flashes of unbridled compassion for his would-be family, and the shame of failure wasn't helping. It had been two years now since this timeline had started and these three had appeared in his life... And he could see now why he'd waited longer to try to woo his future husband in previous lifetimes. This shit sucked. And to top it all off...

All Might glanced over to the other end of the counter, where Rian sat in silent contemplation of a sunflower that the blonde had given the younger man seconds before discovering the ant infestation. Hazel eyes framed by strong cheekbones that nearly eclipsed them as he gave a blushing, soft kind of smile. Rian was evidently completely lost in thought, the small gesture of the single flower taking up all of his attention.

"How did you know I love these?" The brunette asked softly.

The larger man shrugged, fighting away some of his reflexive gruffness. "You just... Seem like the kind of person who enjoys looking towards the sun."

Rian turned towards the blonde, the full force of his grin knocking the wind right out of his victim. "You know... You might be right, All Might!"

"Trust my brother to completely ignore the fact that our kitchen's in jeopardy..." Lilly mumbled. But the only one who heard was Hinata, who simply shrugged.

Your f/o can't help it though. When your focused in the tv, or your phone, or your book. Just, distracted and relaxed. They can't help but give even a small smile, their heart melts. Maybe they'd never admit that though.

A villain f/o where you're just barely special enough that they choose to deal with you. They may insult you, play mind games, and hurt you like everyone else but they still keep you around bc for some reason they crave your presence even if they don't quite know why.