Sexiest Podcast Character 2026 — Round 2
Who is sexier?
Finbar
Mercedes Oak-Garcia
Remaining time: 5 days 22 hours
Finbar (Rolling With Difficulty: Campaign 1 Per Aspera):
he's a 7 ft tall middle aged giant kin who's had 7 messy breakups and then retired from adventuring to marry and start a family with one of those exes. AND he knows how to cook.
GO, MY MINIONS!! GO SUPPORT THE PLANESCAPE’S #1 DAD, FINBAR!!!
Mercedes Oak-Garcia (Dungeons & Daddies: Odyssey/Quest):
Do i even have to explain
GUYS SUPPORT WOMEN GUYS GUYS WE NEED TO UPLIFT WOMEN ARE YOU ALL FEMINISTS CMON NOW
Mercedes is a big lady who powers crystals by jerking off near them and having such powerful orgasms it makes that shit magical.
I wish I could be her when I grow up. <- Is in her mid-30s
Mercedes Oak-Garcia better win this whole thing cause omg that woman is fine as fuck!
Look at Mercedes! She was VERY hype to have a 3-way with her husband and a werewolf! Her family is from Ecuador and she taught her sons Spanish! She got into heaven and for her it was a room of hot people of all genders plus buckets of lube!
SHE ALSO IS A RADIO DJ !!! BABE HAS A BROADCASTING DEGREE !!! SHE PAINTED A SENSUAL MURAL ON THE SIDE OF HER HOUSE THAT GOT HER FAMILY TAKEN TO COURT !!
She found out her husband was trapped in a magic realm and fighting his evil abuse dad that he has no memory of, organised a team together, travelled through dimensions to save him, and rode into battle buck-ass naked on the hood of a 2013 Honda Odyssey whilst covered in JO crystals, and then proceeded to fight a dragon that was actually said asshole father in law
First met her husband when she found him passed out naked in the woods with amnesia, immediately introduced herself by hyphenating their last names
Painted a graphic mural on the side of her house of Mother Nature giving birth to the Earth. Got taken to court by a neighbour and, in addition to actual legal arguments, showed up to testify as Mother Nature herself, in full costume. She was held in contempt of court
She's poly with an open marriage, canonically has fairly regular orgies with her husband and their friends
She's a classical music radio DJ
