Wardback

the thing about phone in bed is that it's so awesome. almost makes you feel like betraying & destroying yourself for nothing isn't all so bad

i am Thinkimg . about the Character. and listening to a Song. i a m sure this will not have repercussions

come on😀mention my favourite character😀i am well adjusted😀and will act very normal😀i assure you😀

i love writing out numbers and then putting them in parentheses like "one (1)" even when i dont need to i think its funny

How quickly we forget the dangerous crow boy who’s job it is to destroy plastic

being a kid and hearing adults say stuff like "woah 2011 was 4 years ago haha" didn't really convey the fucking horror of a youtube video crossing my recommended labelled "9 years ago" and it's from 2017. that's not true. 9 years ago is 2010 or something. don't lie.

you should get a second evening for reading fan fiction. And you should get an extra day in the week to do arts and crafts.

Strange racists and homophobes on the internet seem to have access to an alternate way cooler version of TV than me. "every white character on TV is in an interracial relationship" "every show has a gay couple in it" "main characters keep having to secretly be bisexual and nonbinary" "every show has gratuitous full frontal nudity" like damn promise?? What channel???

post so nice had to reblog it twice and force it down everyone's throats

“scientists don’t want you know” is a phrase that always cracks me up because if you actually meet a scientist they will be shaking and crying like an overstimulated chihuahua with the need to let you know

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