My Little Majestic Steed

Random Headcanon: Wonder Woman can break both curses that require the kiss of a princess and curses that require the kiss of a prince; the former because she’s officially a princess of Themyscira, and the latter because, since her civilian alias is Diana Prince, she is, in fact, technically “a Prince”, and curses love puns.

“I SNIFFED MY OWN BUTT. THE INDIGNITY HAUNTS ME STILL.”

@darkicedragon

THIS IS THE KIND OF CONTENT IM LOOKING FOR

…”syllable?” Wolf howls have syllables?

say it with me kiddos: Miles Morales already has a great dad. He didn’t need Peter B. as a father figure - Peter B. needed Miles as a son figure

Miles’ dad is such a great dad that Miles is able to train people who need dad practice.

#i feel like most show and movie-makers who bring in a combative dynamic in their romantic leads miss the fundamental point: #there are couples who argue because they don’t like each other (bad to watch/bad take/go back to film school) #and couples who argue precisely because they DO like each other (narrative gold) #they’re not arguing because their personalities are fundamentally in conflict #like their baseline of reality is valuing different things which leads to friction #it has to feel more like they’re arguing because with anyone else? they’d be gone before they even got to this level of disagreement #they’re only arguing BECAUSE what the other person thinks and does and says is important #‘this person is IMPORTANT to me and they’re WRONG and it’s UPSETTING that those two things co-exist!’ #like beatrice and benedick aren’t arguing with random inhabitants of messina #they’re arguing with the other specifically because they’re the only one who matters #the mummy #(also the fact that these two arguing with anyone else? competent verbose and focussed) #(arguing with each other? resort to saying the word ‘fine’ five in increasing tones of urgency and desperation: POETIC CINEMA) (Harrietvane)

one fairly common experience of gifted children is wishing for pain. wishing you had some great big horrible thing in your past so that you can justify the pain you’re in, and so that you’ll deserve help. it’s exhausting and it fucks you up and to anyone out there who feels like they haven’t suffered enough to get help: you’re allowed to want help. you’re in enough pain. you deserve to feel better

holy shit yeah

is this one of those things that everyone actually does?? i just assumed i was a shitty person

If you wear these while you browse Tumblr it’ll be just like it was in the old days

Rose-titted glasses

Still mad about Nightcrawler actually being half-demon. Dang it, Chuck Austen! You ruined the whole point of the character!

Employers, banks and other financial institutions already send detailed information to the IRS. The government knows how much you owe in tax. If they wanted to they could send you a tax bill and a form you could fill in to claim back taxable expenses (like travelling for work purposes.) It’s called Return Free Filing And is used in the majority of countries in the world. The American tax system has been deliberately set up this way so people will engage accountants, tax services, and tax software like TurboTax, because those same companies spent a lot of money lobbying Congress to keep the tax system complicated so they can make more money when you hire their services. They’re basically using the money you’re paying them to make sure congress doesn’t make your taxes easier.

The further you are from the thin/cis/white/etc. definition of “beauty”, the more intensely you are expected to perform femininity as a way to “make up for” your failure to be perfect.

the morshmeollows are beinge summoned

additionally, be wary of “partners” who are eager to separate you from your friends. be wary of “friends” who are eager to separate you from other friends. toxic people will try to bulldoze your support system until there’s nothing left. be cautious!! friendship is beautiful and precious and not to be taken lightly!!