✦ Sadboy Official ✦

Remember when you first discovered Tumblr and you would scroll down your dashboard until you reached the spot where you left the day before?

I always wanted these to happen in real life

Where is “Several bad puns later”?

we need more!

Spongebob time cards are solid gold.

This damn show was too much of an influence on my life as a child

I’ll just ¯\ _(ツ)_/¯ my way through life

how am i supposed to express my feelings if i can’t use kawaii faces in real life (◕︵◕)

The empire never referred to it as the death star, they always said battle station. The term death star is nothing more than rebel scum propaganda.

*calls you dude and babe in the same sentence*

i love saying fuck me because it can either be sexual or self-loathing and those are two things that describe me perfectly

do you ever feel yourself slowly losing your current hyperfixation but you’re not particularly interested in anything else rn so you have nothing to fill that void and ur just bored and ready for death

This is uncomfortably accurate

One thing that always gets a chuckle out of me is using the word "canonically" to describe things we know about the real world.

The Pope is canonically Catholic

How dare you be funnier than me

I’m crumbly like a dirt don’t pick me up

i smoke like i don’t desperately need all the remaining brain cells i have