if you hear people from my past speak of me. keep in mind they are speaking of a person they donât even know anymore.Â

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One Nice Bug Per Day
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if you hear people from my past speak of me. keep in mind they are speaking of a person they donât even know anymore.Â

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Man okay when I got my wisdom teeth out it was a fucking experience. Before the surgery wasnât too interesting but as soon as I woke up I saw the nurse next to me and was all like âhey⌠i think⌠i died⌠and now Iâm in a parallel universe⌠and i gotta go back to my house and kill the me from this universeâ and he was just kinda like âalright, you do thatâ. And then the other nurse kept going in and out of the room to get things and I thought there was like 5 of her that kept coming out of the room, and then so when she was wheeling me out in a wheelchair I was like âdamn⌠why are there so many of you⌠thereâs like 5 many of youâ and she was just kinda like âalright, you do thatâ.
Anyway I got to the car and my dad was there and he was like âhow ya feeling sonâ in the dadliest way possible and I was like âMAN I AM PUMPED LETS GET SOME JUICE IâM STARVEDâ so we drove about 3 blocks to a jamba juice, whereupon I say âIâm good I can do thisâ and run/drunkstumble 30 feet to the door. I burst in the door like a viking returning from some fucking battle and holler âWHATS UP FUCKSâ to everyone in the store, which was thankfully just the 2 people behind the counter, who looked probably as scared/confused as a jamba juice employee could look.
So anyway, as my dad explained the situation I looked up at the jamba juice menu and was utterly fucking lost in it. Like I swear I was looking at this menu board for a year, deciphering this Rosetta stone of fruits. I distinctly remember that I was looking at each item in a smoothie, thinking of how it tasted, then moving on to the next thing and thinking of how that tasted, and how they would taste together. Since most smoothies had 3 or 4 items, this took some thinking. So my dad sees me in this extreme brain blast state of mind and says âhey are you going to order or whatâ. Keep in mind Iâm on the first fucking smoothie on the list here. So I just say âshush man Iâm trying to do fruit scienceâ, and then when I realized that this process could take literal years, I just said âyeah give me a smooth regularâ which for the uninitiated, isnât actually a real thing on any menu. Oh, also I asked them if the âboostedâ smoothies would give me super powers and then pointed my fingers at them and made âlightning noisesâ.
So my dad just orders me the first thing on the menu and I go to sit down and stare out the window or some shit and my thoroughly amused dad just looks at me and says âhow ya feelin?â. Now at this time I was feeling a lot of things, but most noticeable to me was the gauze in my mouth, so I just look at him and say âthereâs these fuckin⌠tiny sheep in my headâ which at the time was the best way I had to convey this feeling. Anyway about that time, the jamba juice guy brings us our drinks and he gives me a small thing of mario kart stickers and I swear I almost cried from the tsunami of emotion that gift made me feel (I still have them).
Anyway the rest of the story is we drove home and I explained this programming project I was working on to my dad in perfect detail somehow and then I came home and went on facebook and posted a comment on my friends status (because I couldnât find the status update bar) that read: âi just took a lort of painkillers and yelled at everyone in a jambo juiceâ

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âSo, what if, instead of thinking about solving your whole life, you just think about adding additional good things. One at a time. Just let your pile of good things grow.â
â Rainbow Rowell, Attachments
âIâve always been hopelessly stuck in the present.â
â Joy Fielding
The look of loveâŚ.
how amazing would it be to go travelling with the love of your life and fuck every night
My class pretended to play dead.
Just as the Mayans predicted, the apocalypse came with the signal of a cough.
these middle schoolers read better than my high school honors english class
I REALLY HAVE TO REBLOG THIS IM SORRY THE FUCKING TEACHER
âStop being dead right nowâ
Thatâs the reaction of an adult who delights in what you just did, but is in the position of Enforcing The Rules, so they have to tell you to stop anyway
Every time I see that glee face he gets its like âfine I guess Iâll reblogâ

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the rom coms we deserve. more of these please.
âYou will be too much for some people. Those arenât your people.â
â (via purplebuddhaquotes)

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Just because you donât look like somebody who you think is attractive doesnât mean you arenât attractive. Flowers are pretty, but so are sunsets and they look nothing alike.
âThatâs one of the great things about music. You can sing a song to 85,000 people and theyâll sing it back for 85,000 different reasons.â
â Dave Grohl