Let's Go Across The Universe

that boy you just called a krusty krab? his name is patrick

sometimes i forget that bart is canonically a telepath

HES A WHAT

A dildo shaped like a plant found in the desert called a cocktus

Every time I hope this line will change and Mia just straights calls her a bitch instead of a jerk.

Personally i like it how she calls her a jerk instead of a bitch. It teaches young girls who watch this movie that foul language gets you nowhere in life. And that they wouldn’t fall to the bully’s level. Maybe its just me, but i like how she says jerk better.

or maybe it’s the fact that the Princess Diaries is a rated-g kids’ movie

Can’t risk it

The duck of creativity. I waited so long for it.

I need creativity rn

Same.

I’m a writer, so…

??? someone broke into my grandmas house while she was gone & shaved the matted fur off her cat

i want to emphasize that the cat was the only thing altered here

would also like to add that this occcurred sometime between 11 pm & 9 am. we have no leads. the cat is fine & probably appreciates not having a huge mat on his neck, but, like, that’s a really weird kind of vigilante justice, still

chaotic good

My friend works two jobs and doesn’t tend to specify which one he’s talking about, so he’ll say stuff like “a lady died at work today” and the rest of us have to play a fun little game called Nursing Home Or Yankee Candle.

Today he goes “someone threw a candle at me at work >:(” and I think I can finally reliably pin down one of his anecdotes but nope! It was the wretched nursing home!!!!!