stella

"smart appliances" fuck u i want them dumb as a brick and incidentally as sturdy and enduring

"I wouldn't wish that on my worst enemy" You are weak as Fuck boy

more ppl need to get hooked on this drug called album in order. not enough people on album in order these days

Boss tries to fire me for poor performance but I punch the ground and spit out blood and say "No... this isn't how this ends" while my leitmotif plays

Boss fires me for my poorly-composed leitmotif

I think the funniest thing Toby Fox could do is not have Papyrus show up in Deltarune at all and then in the post credits after you you beat the game you'd see a message appear that says "you can now play with Papyrus" and then he'd be retroactively inserted into every single chapter like some kind of new game+

i have to become a saint *keeps doomscrolling* i have to be a saint *keeps doomscrolling* i must crucify my flesh *keeps doomscrolling* i must start today *keeps doomscrolling* i have to stop *keeps doomscrolling*

having unwashed hair will have you believing shit like i can’t be saved

having unwashed hair will have you believing shit like i can’t be saved

if i can give our local far right losers anything its that jesus christ they know how to find stickers that are fucking impossible to peel off lamp posts. i have been standing here for 5 minutes trying to remove this stupid 'make britain great again' sticker and all ive maanged to do is slightly damage the corners. i have been bested by a sticker. im losing this fight. the queen of antifa is going to eject me from the polycule.