Why not?

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5 dead and 27 wounded in difficult conversation with mom

I mean obviously I would fuck a monster but more than that I would bond emotionally with a monster over our shared sense of alienation and rejection from a hostile universe. together we would explore our deep-seated fear of being inherently unlovable, and reassure each other of our innate value as sentient beings deserving of love and kindness. i will hold them gently, and wipe the tears from their googly eyestalk-tentacles, and something will begin to heal

and then we fuck nasty, im not a saint

my corner store guy is a 50 year old man who's my best friend in the world and recently he was like "you're too pretty to be single I have some nephews you should meet. very handsome!" and I was like "a niece might be more up my alley" and he just got more excited and said "ah even better! I was overselling my nephews but my nieces are very beautiful"

rawing people on couches is so hard yet most of my ideas involve that

DRAWING

I MEANT DRAWING PEOPLE ON COUCHES

World Heritage Post

tumblr users love reading. you literally stopped for this post just because it has words in it

funniest convo ever with a guy who said 2 me "nobody uses journalism degrees" and i said "my mom has a bachelors in journalism" and he smiled like knowingly and said "yeah, but what does she do?" and i said "she runs a newspaper and publishes romance novels on the side." and he literally said "oh" and nothing else. like he ended the whole conversation there.

i've just been informed he has a trombone degree. like the study of playing trombone. which is all well and good, i genuinely think we should all have the opportunity to chase our academic bliss but i do think the trombone studies guy should hesitate to judge the economic value of other people's degrees no

i love the tags on this post because there’s other music/instrument majors implying niche field-specific drama like “of course it was a trombone player 😒” and then there’s trombone majors like “this was NOT me for the record”

Controversial but I truly think it’s bizarre when a pastor starts dating a member of their congregation. Even outside of relationships where it is very obviously grooming, like the youth pastor dating a congregant 2 weeks after she turns 18. It’s just a power dynamic thing, like a boss dating an employee. A religious leader is an authority figure, churches are often the center of a person’s community and social life. It’s different if they start dating someone who then decides to start attending their church but it always raises my hackles.

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